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reapersniper221.bsky.social
Gerald
@reapersniper221.bsky.social
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17 year old goober
I like ultrakill and helldivers
Favorite album: the bends
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
#comic
guy says to a bean lover: “dude ill give you $20 to stop being so autistic about beans” bean lover thinks to himself: “holy shit.. $20 is like 54,000 beans... (depending on variety and season)” guy says: “i can tell your thinking about beans rn, we're sending you to the psych ward for 3 weeks” bean guy thinks: “damn i could sow and harvest 3~ plots of beans in 3 weeks... (given ideal weather and soil fertility)” guy yells “FUCKING STOP!!” END
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
attendant: sire!! barbarians have slaughtered all the femboys!! none survive!! me, a queen: and what of F1n5ter? was she spared? attendant: she was wearing shein when they struck, my liege... i'm sorry… me: damned... even a shein secondhand is a shein too many... END
July 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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coffeebeen.bsky.social
these things are so yuri
July 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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bluevoter24.bsky.social
I had to look this up to verify it. Yes, it’s true. The ring contained trace amounts of polonium, which had a half-life of 138 days. #history #advertising
July 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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itsmrsrabbittou.bsky.social
Good morning friends! 🫶🏻💜
June 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
me: ugh, that girl is a total faggot guy: huh? aren't you gay? me: Yeah, that's how i found out me: we fucked end
June 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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dogsmile.bsky.social
June 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
reapersniper221.bsky.social
Disney world is fun
June 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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wegeekgirls.bsky.social
‘Spaceballs’ was released on this day 38 years ago! (June 24, 1987)

Directed by Mel Brooks.

Starring Brooks, Bill Pullman, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Daphne Zuniga, Joan Rivers, Dick Van Patten, George Wyner, and more.

[📽 via MGM] #OTD #OnThisDay #Spaceballs
June 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
reapersniper221.bsky.social
Kinda wish shapeshifting was a thing 😔
June 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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stupidtwink.bsky.social
woman 1: hey, does my dick pass? woman 2: i genuinely have no idea how to answer that
June 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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mootroid.bsky.social
harley quinn beats you to death with a comically large hammer
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
reapersniper221.bsky.social
Damn sea got suspended skill issue
June 19, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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seohofficial.bsky.social
In Portuguese, the slang for girl is the same word for sea mine.
June 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
reapersniper221.bsky.social
Goog...
June 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Self-improvement takes time. After all, you didn't turn into a piece of shit overnight.
June 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
reapersniper221.bsky.social
I forgot I had this account lmfao
June 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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