realWolfCola
@realwolfcola.bsky.social
Here for the vibes. Into games, space, science, cat memes, and staring into the V O I D
“It’s not a costume, they found me inside of a meteor.”
November 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“It’s not a costume, they found me inside of a meteor.”
Gettin reeeeeaaaaal Jaguar controller vibes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Gettin reeeeeaaaaal Jaguar controller vibes.
I just did an audit of all my subscriptions and Game Pass *barely* made the cut, but this is gonna push it over. $360/year just isn’t worth it anymore.
October 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I just did an audit of all my subscriptions and Game Pass *barely* made the cut, but this is gonna push it over. $360/year just isn’t worth it anymore.
Me: Hm okay kinda slow January, let’s see what’s on the ol’ video game backlog….
Voice from machine: wake up jackass! We gotta city to burn (again)! I know you’ve got a few save files that haven’t done the incredible Phantom Liberty intro mission set piece yet!
Me: nooooo release meeeee
Voice from machine: wake up jackass! We gotta city to burn (again)! I know you’ve got a few save files that haven’t done the incredible Phantom Liberty intro mission set piece yet!
Me: nooooo release meeeee
January 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me: Hm okay kinda slow January, let’s see what’s on the ol’ video game backlog….
Voice from machine: wake up jackass! We gotta city to burn (again)! I know you’ve got a few save files that haven’t done the incredible Phantom Liberty intro mission set piece yet!
Me: nooooo release meeeee
Voice from machine: wake up jackass! We gotta city to burn (again)! I know you’ve got a few save files that haven’t done the incredible Phantom Liberty intro mission set piece yet!
Me: nooooo release meeeee
I still haven’t determined my GOTY because I don’t have the courage yet to admit what keeps popping up to the top…
January 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I still haven’t determined my GOTY because I don’t have the courage yet to admit what keeps popping up to the top…
Dude if you’re on a Kojima kick I *highly* recommend Snatcher. Pre MGS Kojima but still super weird. Basically if you’ve ever wondered what a Kojima take on Bladerunner would be, this is your chance to find out. Plus it has one of the best intro credits songs ever.
January 5, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Dude if you’re on a Kojima kick I *highly* recommend Snatcher. Pre MGS Kojima but still super weird. Basically if you’ve ever wondered what a Kojima take on Bladerunner would be, this is your chance to find out. Plus it has one of the best intro credits songs ever.
What game(s) would you instantly buy if it got a remaster and gameplay update?
SNATCHER
Chrono Trigger
Morrowind
Xenogears
SNATCHER
Chrono Trigger
Morrowind
Xenogears
December 31, 2024 at 2:03 AM
What game(s) would you instantly buy if it got a remaster and gameplay update?
SNATCHER
Chrono Trigger
Morrowind
Xenogears
SNATCHER
Chrono Trigger
Morrowind
Xenogears
Not bad, can probably compete in the big leagues
December 28, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Not bad, can probably compete in the big leagues
Merry Christmas everyone. Time to bring out this perennial banger.
December 26, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Merry Christmas everyone. Time to bring out this perennial banger.
Said F it and got a Seestar S50 telescope, which is AWESOME buuuut apparently the east coast has decided to be cloudy for like ten nights straight. Anyway got this first pic of the sun earlier. Not bad but I have no idea what I’m doing! Here’s to learning new things!
December 22, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Said F it and got a Seestar S50 telescope, which is AWESOME buuuut apparently the east coast has decided to be cloudy for like ten nights straight. Anyway got this first pic of the sun earlier. Not bad but I have no idea what I’m doing! Here’s to learning new things!
I’ll always take an opportunity to hype the absolutely fantastic Citizen Sleeper. And the sequel is coming out in January!
December 17, 2024 at 12:02 PM
I’ll always take an opportunity to hype the absolutely fantastic Citizen Sleeper. And the sequel is coming out in January!
I realize it’s just a cinematic trailer and there’s no chance we see Intergalactic before like 2026 at the earliest but the vibes on this trailer man. THE VIBES. Inject it straight into my stupid 80s retro futurism loving BRAIN.
December 13, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I realize it’s just a cinematic trailer and there’s no chance we see Intergalactic before like 2026 at the earliest but the vibes on this trailer man. THE VIBES. Inject it straight into my stupid 80s retro futurism loving BRAIN.
Almost gave up on Stalker 2 several times cause honestly the first few hours are terrible, but glad I stuck with it cause it’s finally clicking. Saw this on the achievement detail though, over 50% of people noped out in like the first 15 minutes 💀
December 4, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Almost gave up on Stalker 2 several times cause honestly the first few hours are terrible, but glad I stuck with it cause it’s finally clicking. Saw this on the achievement detail though, over 50% of people noped out in like the first 15 minutes 💀
Yeah I don’t know man these are certainly some genres… also looks like I was going through something in January
December 4, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Yeah I don’t know man these are certainly some genres… also looks like I was going through something in January
Ha I love Neon Indian but still surprising. Probably because Vega Intl Night School is a criminally underrated album and half the songs on it are on my playlist that just constantly plays in the house. Also this Spotify wrapped list feels kind of insane.
December 4, 2024 at 1:42 PM
Ha I love Neon Indian but still surprising. Probably because Vega Intl Night School is a criminally underrated album and half the songs on it are on my playlist that just constantly plays in the house. Also this Spotify wrapped list feels kind of insane.
So many to choose from but I gotta go way back to my first 10/10
December 1, 2024 at 1:30 AM
So many to choose from but I gotta go way back to my first 10/10
Just wanna give a shout out to Pacific Drive, a great game that was just overshadowed by yet another insane-o year.
November 30, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Just wanna give a shout out to Pacific Drive, a great game that was just overshadowed by yet another insane-o year.
Finally beat Dragon Age! Quick impressions:
+ last act was phenomenal, top tier BioWare
+ combat was surprisingly great
- a LOT of bloat in the middle
- narrative writing great, scene to scene writing…wow that’s not great!
- companions…eh not my favorite group of idiots
+ Manfred is me
+ last act was phenomenal, top tier BioWare
+ combat was surprisingly great
- a LOT of bloat in the middle
- narrative writing great, scene to scene writing…wow that’s not great!
- companions…eh not my favorite group of idiots
+ Manfred is me
November 26, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Finally beat Dragon Age! Quick impressions:
+ last act was phenomenal, top tier BioWare
+ combat was surprisingly great
- a LOT of bloat in the middle
- narrative writing great, scene to scene writing…wow that’s not great!
- companions…eh not my favorite group of idiots
+ Manfred is me
+ last act was phenomenal, top tier BioWare
+ combat was surprisingly great
- a LOT of bloat in the middle
- narrative writing great, scene to scene writing…wow that’s not great!
- companions…eh not my favorite group of idiots
+ Manfred is me
I make no apologies.
November 20, 2024 at 7:43 PM
I make no apologies.
All hail the true king.
November 19, 2024 at 6:59 PM
All hail the true king.
This reminds me of the Starfield menu “controversy”, which in retrospect was probably one of the first signs Twitter was turning into a swamp of dogbarf. Regardless, I think it’s just neat. 🤷♀️
November 18, 2024 at 8:51 PM
This reminds me of the Starfield menu “controversy”, which in retrospect was probably one of the first signs Twitter was turning into a swamp of dogbarf. Regardless, I think it’s just neat. 🤷♀️
Always and forever.
November 16, 2024 at 3:12 PM
Always and forever.
<myBrain> You need to finish Dragon Age, you don't have time for another Cyberpunk playthrough right now! What are you doing? ...Are you loading up GOG? You only have one game on GOG! No! Stop! Thedas needs you! </myBrain>
Don't worry. We got this. 😎
Don't worry. We got this. 😎
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
<myBrain> You need to finish Dragon Age, you don't have time for another Cyberpunk playthrough right now! What are you doing? ...Are you loading up GOG? You only have one game on GOG! No! Stop! Thedas needs you! </myBrain>
Don't worry. We got this. 😎
Don't worry. We got this. 😎