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The Dr. Wesley Barton
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I knew that asshole sounded familiar
A screenshot of a social media post that reads: "Rules to survive in New York: • Never stop moving. If you're stationary you're an easier target • Don't look at anyone • If someone talks to you, do not respond • Keep your wallet and purse in front of you at all times • Keep all bags tight against your body bouncing slows you down and makes noise • Only wear shoes you can run in • Jaywalking is safer than standing still at a crosswalk (see tip 1) • Riding the subway? Head down. • Do not eat or drink unless you are also moving/dodging • Don't be in New York" BG3 wiki entry for an in-game book Lessons for Sensible Living 4: Cities & How to Survive Them, reading in part: 1. On Not Going to Cities. The simplest piece of advice for Sensible Folk is to avoid cities entirely. 2. On Marketplaces. People often tell me - 'Harrington, my fleeces and turnips are worth more in a city market than at the local village fayre.' Fools. To them I say, your fleeces and turnips will be robbed long before you reach the market square, and you will have only a few lumps and bruises to take home. 3. On Taverns. All Sensible Folk enjoy draining a mug of locally produced ale in the company of their friends, but some of you may have heard tell of the extravagant taverns that populate the cities of the Sword Coast. If bawdy names like The Blushing Mermaid and The Wizard's Stave were not sufficient warning of their impropriety, let it be known that you will be robbed long before you finish your first tankard, and will have only a few lumps and bruises for company.
October 6, 2023 at 7:28 AM
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Truly the demon core of the signs, yet at the same time
A post that reads: "Scorpio: I AM the night. I AM the darkness. Fear ME. I am the TERROR. Also Scorpio:" followed by an image showing that Hello Kitty's birthday is November first, making her a Scorpio
September 27, 2023 at 5:11 AM
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No, you're not. You are helping to spread whatever propaganda they're pushing as well as helping promote their Youtube/podcast/Patreon/whatever, though. As some smart person once said, propaganda works through exposure, not context. Stop helping them, you gullible shitheads.
A post that reads: "Don't retweet that, they're just farming for engagement" Yes, and I'm making them feel bad. We both are getting what we want out of this -End post- All identifying information has been cropped out of the post because this person shouldn't be given attention, and neither should the people they're talking about
September 21, 2023 at 8:56 PM
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This is how I remind you
A still image of the Nickelback guy holding a picture frame. Inside the frame has been edited an Associated Press tweet commemorating the twentieth anniversary of the release of their breakout album Silver Side Up on September eleventh, 2001. The image is taken from their music video in which he says, "Look at this photograph. Every time I do it makes me laugh."
September 11, 2023 at 2:24 PM