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Lauren 🔥🦄🔥
@realweirddata.bsky.social
Python + Data science + Security + DaaS (dog as a service)
AI Village and Blue team village are hosting dunk-a-fed and a pool party

Saturday August 10th 8pm to midnight
Sahara Azilo pool
Free tacos and a cash bar

#defcon badge required for entry
July 24, 2024 at 9:35 PM
This is your reminder that instead of spreading holiday cheer, you can spread googly eyes instead. ($2.50 at dollar tree for eyes and tacky glue in the craft section)
December 23, 2023 at 2:59 AM
I'm learning about checking android for spyware because I don't think I trust this tablet yet.
November 21, 2023 at 12:05 AM
If you think you've failed at something, remember that you didn't try to make magnesium glycinate gummies with grape juice that ended up looking like swamp water and tasting like gelatin.
November 10, 2023 at 3:50 PM
One of the benefits of being my coworker is that if you ask for the weird American candy you can't get at the import store, I will deliver. The bee on the bit-o-honey bag really set the mood for the candy tasting.
October 24, 2023 at 12:03 AM
I love when this happens. Really wish I could forget the Halloween ribbon I ordered instead of wondering when it will arrive. 😂
September 15, 2023 at 8:42 PM
And different breeds and lines of dogs are better for different tasks. I have a malinois for gluten detection. I won't get another one, but the trainer said it was a good idea (it's not, quit working with that trainer). I'm making it work because she loves it.
September 12, 2023 at 6:56 PM
Honestly, having the RV has been amazing because I have a place to relax while the house airs out. I'm going inside with a mask to grab food and use the bathroom. It's been over 12 hours of the window fan on max and two hepas running.
September 10, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Why deal with what's happened over the last several days when I could decide what Halloween collar to make for my dog instead?
September 5, 2023 at 3:53 PM
I know eating away the pain doesn't work, but I'm going to try it anyway.
September 1, 2023 at 3:28 AM
10/10 would recommend reupholstering a desk chair with extra soft fabric, especially if you are getting rid of vinyl.
August 29, 2023 at 3:16 AM
Do I know anyone that's going to be in Boston next week? I'll be there Thursday and Friday and have no idea if there's anything good going on.
August 25, 2023 at 10:35 PM
I did it, bought the boots.
August 19, 2023 at 6:32 PM
My dog is being so patient while I make her some hearing protection for the defcon parties.
August 9, 2023 at 7:11 PM
When I need a little extra dopamine I go on AliExpress and send a pack of stickers to the library where a friend works. 10/10 would recommend spending a few bucks to surprise a librarian with stickers.
August 7, 2023 at 4:24 PM
There will be a limited number of rainbow butt coasters at DEFCON. Don't judge if I'm wearing an I❤️Las Vegas tee because these are going to be taking up more of my carryon than I first thought.
August 3, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Boots don't match, but at least she's got ones she likes in time for Vegas.
August 2, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Went to the coffee shop to practice manners before DEFCON.
July 26, 2023 at 6:46 PM
That's it, I'm bringing some cat butt coasters now in case I run into you.

I appreciate the photos of your foster cats on the birdsite and love the amount of deranged feline energy they possess.
July 26, 2023 at 5:00 AM
This is why we start the work day with standup too.
July 26, 2023 at 3:51 AM