The Outlaw Uncle Ganba
@realtomdelgado.bsky.social
Real life heel. Rule breaker, bone breaker, hit maker.
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the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 AM
the orange leaves of the common serviceberry, theyre very nice but also theyve mostly fallen off since last week. they just get perfect and immediately disappear. its not fair to me, the consumer (of nature)
what am I doing here again?
November 13, 2025 at 7:02 PM
what am I doing here again?
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nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
nothing says ‘its fall yall’ like bees buzzin around on your goldenrod while the strawberry bushes you planted nearby just absolutely fuck off right back into the waterlogged clay into which you placed them
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thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
July 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
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look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.
July 1, 2025 at 10:44 PM
look at this handsome son of a bitch, the bottlebrush buckeye. you get a fork and knife and eat this whole thing and itll kill you to death. also, a lil skipper. enjoy.
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Today's Maru - Day 487
pick your genjitsu-maru! 🐺
pick your genjitsu-maru! 🐺
June 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Today's Maru - Day 487
pick your genjitsu-maru! 🐺
pick your genjitsu-maru! 🐺
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look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye
youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
Hangman Page introduces himself (in Spanish) to Arena Mexico | AEW Grand Slam Mexico, 6/18/25
YouTube video by All Elite Wrestling
youtu.be
June 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
look i got no jokes or rhododendrons for you dumbasses today, just wanted to say it was an honor for all of us to perform in arena mexico last night. it felt special. thanks, goodbye
youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
youtu.be/H84MyRfKzK0?...
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Today's Maru - Day 468
maru does a crossword puzzle
maru does a crossword puzzle
June 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Today's Maru - Day 468
maru does a crossword puzzle
maru does a crossword puzzle
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ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground
June 10, 2025 at 7:18 PM
ok why do all these oakleaf hydrangeas keep just absolutely GIVING UP, is it because the ground is too WET and their WEAK and SICKLY little roots are ROTTEN?! i thought i was gonna be living in a little bee-buzzing eden but instead ive just got DEAD TWIGS poking out the ground
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happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
June 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?
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now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
May 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
now this is the kinda shit im talkin about. saguaro cactus. hell yeah. these bad boys can sequester the carbon equivalent of 40 gallons of gas, not releasing carbon back into the atmosphere during decomposition but interacting with the soil to create the mineral calcium carbonate(just a fuckin rock)
You are irrelevant.
It's okay though, because I am irrelevant too.
It's okay though, because I am irrelevant too.
May 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You are irrelevant.
It's okay though, because I am irrelevant too.
It's okay though, because I am irrelevant too.
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st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
May 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
st johns worts are in bloom, apparently they can be used as an antidepressant and muscle relaxer but if you think im eating a flower you guys have fucking lost it
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Today's Maru - Day 429
suddenly, kuripanamaru
suddenly, kuripanamaru
May 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Today's Maru - Day 429
suddenly, kuripanamaru
suddenly, kuripanamaru
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well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
April 21, 2025 at 6:29 PM
well well well look who it is, the lazy ass ferns that just laid browned and flaccid on the ground all winter wanna get all high and mighty now that its a little warmer outside. i wont forget your true nature now that youre standing erect you little shits
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Today's Maru - Day 422
she said this to you.
your reaction?
she said this to you.
your reaction?
April 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Today's Maru - Day 422
she said this to you.
your reaction?
she said this to you.
your reaction?
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Today's Maru - Day 421
she's waiting for your move.
now's your chance to impress the maru.
she's waiting for your move.
now's your chance to impress the maru.
April 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Today's Maru - Day 421
she's waiting for your move.
now's your chance to impress the maru.
she's waiting for your move.
now's your chance to impress the maru.
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hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
April 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off
I'M A LEAGUE, and you're not.
April 10, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I'M A LEAGUE, and you're not.
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Everyone is expendable.
EVERYONE.
Don't overrate yourself, because you're setting yourself up for failure.
EVERYONE.
Don't overrate yourself, because you're setting yourself up for failure.
March 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Everyone is expendable.
EVERYONE.
Don't overrate yourself, because you're setting yourself up for failure.
EVERYONE.
Don't overrate yourself, because you're setting yourself up for failure.
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look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
March 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
look at this cute little bastard i planted this weekend. soon he and his 69 siblings will all grow together to form a flowering carpet thatll make the neighbors stop and go ‘hey would ya look at that, that’s nice huh? isnt that nice?’
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Maru's Month - Day 384
maru waves at you. (wave back 😳)
maru waves at you. (wave back 😳)
March 19, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Maru's Month - Day 384
maru waves at you. (wave back 😳)
maru waves at you. (wave back 😳)
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Maru's Month - Day 382
and now, a simple maru chart 💛
and now, a simple maru chart 💛
March 17, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Maru's Month - Day 382
and now, a simple maru chart 💛
and now, a simple maru chart 💛