Tim Martin
realtimmartin.bsky.social
Tim Martin
@realtimmartin.bsky.social
Former sportswriter, retired softball player, and new softball umpire. Love the Wolverines, Lions, Tigers, Red Wings, and Florida Panthers. Live in SoFla's Blue enclave of Broward County.
Dog Dad (currently between dogs). Side hustle boarding dogs.
TODAY'S FUN FACT

The tariffs that went into place at midnight, which average a little over 17 percent overall, represent the highest tax Americans will pay on foreign goods since the Great Depression.
August 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
#TACO HELL

Dear Assclown,
I understand you've asked the FBI to investigate everyone using #TACO. Why are you upset at #TACO? Someone offend you? Do you prefer a burrito over a #TACO?
OK ... no more #TACO from me.
But in case you read this?
Take this #TACO and shove it.

Hugs,
#TACO lover
May 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Happy birthday, Cher.
Parts of her at 79-years-old today. Other parts are 32, 27, 23, 22, 15, 12, 7, 3 and 2 years old.
May 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
PROMISES MADE, EH? ...

Four facts from Assclown's "big, beautiful bill" that the House is working on:

1) It takes 8.6 million Americans off Medicaid
2) It does not ban taxing tips
3) It does not ban taxing overtime
4) It does not ban taxing social security

Y'all got played.
Again.
May 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The Grim JD ...
April 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
This is how ridiculous ...
April 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Search Justin Eichorn.
You're welcome.
March 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
February 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
PHOTO OF THE DAY

President Musk holds his first news conference inside the Oval Office alongside two toddlers ...
February 12, 2025 at 3:46 PM
January 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
What would Jesus do?
January 23, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Go Lions! Expose the Commandoes ... er, Commanders.
January 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
January 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
On a scale of 1 to Eunice, how is your Christmas going?
December 24, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Figured out what's happening ...
December 17, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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December 14, 2024 at 11:23 PM