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A minor masterpiece.
January 22, 2026 at 3:36 AM
A minor masterpiece.
Whether or not you "sometimes need a dictator" is beside the point. You never, ever, need a Trump.
January 22, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Whether or not you "sometimes need a dictator" is beside the point. You never, ever, need a Trump.
"Opportunity missed"!!! My god, he meant it to sting!
January 22, 2026 at 3:30 AM
"Opportunity missed"!!! My god, he meant it to sting!
I think whether police lie more is beside the point, like whether priests rape more children. The abuse of authority, the doing the opposite of what they should be doing, is the thing.
January 8, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I think whether police lie more is beside the point, like whether priests rape more children. The abuse of authority, the doing the opposite of what they should be doing, is the thing.
I told ya’all 40 years ago: A Republican Party willing to lie this easily, this often, is going to get worse and worse until it sucks the whole country down with it.
January 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I told ya’all 40 years ago: A Republican Party willing to lie this easily, this often, is going to get worse and worse until it sucks the whole country down with it.
Personally, I think the great American cultural decline tracks well with the rise of those grotesque peanut butter cups.
January 8, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Personally, I think the great American cultural decline tracks well with the rise of those grotesque peanut butter cups.
That the tongue of every Republican does not curl up and catch fire when the word “pro-life” is uttered is proof there is no god.
January 8, 2026 at 8:09 PM
That the tongue of every Republican does not curl up and catch fire when the word “pro-life” is uttered is proof there is no god.
"In the glorious future you will drive your 50 year old car to the beach and drown in a giant tsunami."
January 1, 2026 at 3:33 PM
"In the glorious future you will drive your 50 year old car to the beach and drown in a giant tsunami."
"There not evil, just stupid" I think is not correct.
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
"There not evil, just stupid" I think is not correct.
The people of Antarctica demand their saviour!
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
The people of Antarctica demand their saviour!
With fake law suits Trump gets to make people miserable at no cost to him. I don't think you understand what "winning" means to a psychopath.
December 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
With fake law suits Trump gets to make people miserable at no cost to him. I don't think you understand what "winning" means to a psychopath.
The easiest call on earth is that any identifiable group of grifting shitbags will eventually the recruited into the GOP-Trump ass kissing parade.
December 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The easiest call on earth is that any identifiable group of grifting shitbags will eventually the recruited into the GOP-Trump ass kissing parade.
If 0.1% of US doctors are full on grifters that is 1,000 frothing at the mouth MDs ready to say anything to get on tv.
December 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If 0.1% of US doctors are full on grifters that is 1,000 frothing at the mouth MDs ready to say anything to get on tv.
The absense of rotten fruit throwing is a national shame.
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
The absense of rotten fruit throwing is a national shame.
I think the obvious solution is to kick out all the engineering, med, law, and computer students and make them go to apprentice programs like the plumbers and electricians they so envy. I would have missed nothing by never running into one of them.
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I think the obvious solution is to kick out all the engineering, med, law, and computer students and make them go to apprentice programs like the plumbers and electricians they so envy. I would have missed nothing by never running into one of them.
People who use "creative" as a synonym for non-science make my head explode.
December 10, 2025 at 3:47 PM
People who use "creative" as a synonym for non-science make my head explode.
One of the most boring and over regarded directors on the planet. I think he's ready to be president.
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
One of the most boring and over regarded directors on the planet. I think he's ready to be president.
So who's the customer then?
December 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
So who's the customer then?
Trump will take bending normals to kiss his ass over obsequious praise from lunatics 7 days out of 7.
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Trump will take bending normals to kiss his ass over obsequious praise from lunatics 7 days out of 7.
It is worth appreciating the tendency towards happy delusions in politics. The never-Trump Republicans utterly insulted by the idea they paved the runway for Trump is fascinating.
December 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
It is worth appreciating the tendency towards happy delusions in politics. The never-Trump Republicans utterly insulted by the idea they paved the runway for Trump is fascinating.
Winner on the Imperial Order of the Plaid Suit for a lifetime of sleazy grifting. The trophy is a scale model of the Brooklyn bridge.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Winner on the Imperial Order of the Plaid Suit for a lifetime of sleazy grifting. The trophy is a scale model of the Brooklyn bridge.
They are also both gay as hell by way of over the top pretend masculinity.
December 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
They are also both gay as hell by way of over the top pretend masculinity.
I want to anounce the very first winner of the Moldy Piece of Cheddar Treason Prize...
December 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I want to anounce the very first winner of the Moldy Piece of Cheddar Treason Prize...