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Stuart Whyte
@realstuartwhyte.bsky.social
Talented entrail-reader, requiring further chickens.

Desiccated wit seeking puddle of genius.


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Got very nice bottle of red from local wine merchants which was both organic & unfiltered. It was also something of a rarity & mid-range priced for UK market.
We need more UK demand for this. And to stop treating good land use as a luxury commodity rather than a given at everyday pricing.
November 16, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Algorithmic lightning strike captured in screenshot;
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
November 7, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Pleased to find the Notting Hill Music Exchange still operational, on this afternoon's jaunt around old haunts.
So I bought £20 worth of CDs which I intend to sit & listen to properly (via an old-ish PlayStation4 & older 5.1 surround amp). Might get through the rest of alphabet on next visit.
November 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Ha ha ha ha
(I expect there will be tariffs to pay, from The Man of Spiel).
November 5, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Could someone please check just who was underwriting this shadowy mariner?
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Was over on facebook & goodness me, the adverts are never-ending bullshit.
This is just too depressing a product to contemplate.
Seems intended to make working from home feel like driving a truck all day.
I assume one side is left transparent so your noisy family can see you slowly dying inside.
October 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
With summer time ending this weekend our house spider has relinquished his autumnal window display for a more direct, Divali-tinged, leaf-based, mandala-esque, celebration of light.
Other festivals/spiders are available.
(Colourful rice grains being in short supply round these parts).
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Yes, it is an AI generated image but I guess neon-wire human brains are hard to find for a studio shoot. Anyway, 12 Watts huh?
October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Hexagonal close packing.
October 24, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Borussia Dortmund are in town to play FCK at Parken.
October 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Immigration solved.
SMK KBH
October 21, 2025 at 11:12 AM
How the Tivoli Hotel tests guests for signs of a hangover when coming down for breakfast.
#HallOfMirrors
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 AM
October 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
The polite option when the 'élite' running the show go off their rocker.
October 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Back in Kbh for a few days.
October 19, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I had a massage the other day after a gap of over a year & felt I had to apologise to practitioner as it must have been 'tough going' dealing with the 'body as a temple' equivalent of Siam Reap's modern era re-discovery.
October 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Even for me this is absurdly literal.
October 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
October 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Still Life with Tap Water.
October 17, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Living as we do in a poncey retail desert, devoid of Lidl or Aldi in any sort of walking/cycling distance, I've grown annoyed with every bakery cake item being lathered in a cap of icing.
Now, Waitrose Weekend does a full page of this travesty of Madeleines.
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
I have been reliably informed this is a pigeon egg. Which resolves that enigma from many years of previous urban living.
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Unfortunately, after rainfall overnight, our kitchen window spider's Autumn Diorama has needed to be started again, from scratch.
October 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rachel Reeves & her Beacon of Equine Stability.
October 15, 2025 at 7:14 AM
There is a simpler way to get your actions recognised internationally.
And you need never worry about money or status ever again.
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM