Steve Cook ❌👑
@realstevecook.bsky.social
Impertinent, insouciant, and "lacking a sense of propriety" (according to my mom).
I didn't know Penney's still rented tuxedos.
November 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I didn't know Penney's still rented tuxedos.
He looks like the guy who bet on a fart and lost.
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He looks like the guy who bet on a fart and lost.
Irony: you never see it coming.
November 7, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Irony: you never see it coming.
The true threat is the politicians who listen to him and accept his contributions. If no one listened to him or accepted his influence, he'd be impotent.
October 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The true threat is the politicians who listen to him and accept his contributions. If no one listened to him or accepted his influence, he'd be impotent.
Trying to apply reasonable standards to a group of people whose defining ethos defies reason is a fool's errand.
September 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Trying to apply reasonable standards to a group of people whose defining ethos defies reason is a fool's errand.
I suppose your next article will be a profile of Trump's Albert Speer.
August 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I suppose your next article will be a profile of Trump's Albert Speer.
There's a reason that Steven Cheung and Kevin McCarthy both graduated from Sac State.
August 22, 2025 at 11:40 AM
There's a reason that Steven Cheung and Kevin McCarthy both graduated from Sac State.
We're completely fucked when you can't tell the difference between actual @nytimes.com articles and @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
August 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
We're completely fucked when you can't tell the difference between actual @nytimes.com articles and @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
I fully expect the NYT to live stream federal agents raiding its offices, completely oblivious to the fact they're being shut down under federal edict.
July 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I fully expect the NYT to live stream federal agents raiding its offices, completely oblivious to the fact they're being shut down under federal edict.
One of the biggest mistakes @barackobama.bsky.social made at the beginning of his term was taking Timothy Geitner and @ericholder.bsky.social advice and not holding Dimon responsible for the 2008 subprime crisis.
July 21, 2025 at 7:29 PM
One of the biggest mistakes @barackobama.bsky.social made at the beginning of his term was taking Timothy Geitner and @ericholder.bsky.social advice and not holding Dimon responsible for the 2008 subprime crisis.
It's not like the majority of Mercedes owners couldn't already do this without the Teams meeting distraction.
July 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It's not like the majority of Mercedes owners couldn't already do this without the Teams meeting distraction.
To be fair, these are also the people who'd stare at a glass of Nestle's Quick for 20 minutes trying to figure out how the milk did that.
July 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
To be fair, these are also the people who'd stare at a glass of Nestle's Quick for 20 minutes trying to figure out how the milk did that.
There was no reason for him to grant cert to Citizens United at the stage he did (no national emergency or other time-sensitive reason), and all I can think of is there was a large incentive to do so.
July 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
There was no reason for him to grant cert to Citizens United at the stage he did (no national emergency or other time-sensitive reason), and all I can think of is there was a large incentive to do so.
There was the cat you dared not pet least limbs be lost. As I remember the owner either liked you or she didn't, and if she didn't, she could be rather pointed in letting you know why.
July 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
There was the cat you dared not pet least limbs be lost. As I remember the owner either liked you or she didn't, and if she didn't, she could be rather pointed in letting you know why.
No need to get smutty.
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 AM
No need to get smutty.
The only way anyone can think a Seattle dog is edible is if they grew up on Taco Time.
July 12, 2025 at 8:26 AM
The only way anyone can think a Seattle dog is edible is if they grew up on Taco Time.
Screw charity. They have to sign a pledge that they'll never contribute more than $500 to a political candidate, ang give up all rights to lobbying.
July 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Screw charity. They have to sign a pledge that they'll never contribute more than $500 to a political candidate, ang give up all rights to lobbying.