77 million people put America & the world in danger. And 90 million eligible voters couldn’t bother to care. Do they care now?

He’s a life ruiner

This is what daddy issues looks like on middle-aged, rich, white women.

Sometimes Mother Nature acts like a dick

Why is it always the fake accounts of famous terrible men that follow me and not the fake accounts of famous awesome women? I’m looking at you fake Jane Fonda and fake Ilona Maher.

Wasn’t a matter of IF, it was a matter of WHEN.
#vanderpumprules

I thought hair shirts were for Catholics #RHOSLC

Waking up in the morning 🎶 Thinking about so many things 🎶
Like how Tom Sandoval’s exes have had their dreams come true all after getting him out of their lives… #pumprules

Dating after 40 or just in America. Period.

Santa needs to bring me a carton

If I wanted my dad to be disappointed at me on a trip, I’d just go home for the holidays. #RHOSLC