Real Shaved Wizards
@realshavedwizards.bsky.social
Respecter of cereal heroes, ponderer of orbs, and appreciator of toy.
frosty the snowman, you have my utmost respect. may your flakes stay cold and your puddle stay wet, whenever melting occurs!
December 19, 2024 at 4:09 AM
frosty the snowman, you have my utmost respect. may your flakes stay cold and your puddle stay wet, whenever melting occurs!
if frosty melted, would you drink the puddle? this is a true test of whether you understand christmas magic and its properties.
December 17, 2024 at 2:32 AM
if frosty melted, would you drink the puddle? this is a true test of whether you understand christmas magic and its properties.
just opened a new tab in my brain and now i’m visualizing TWO apples and rotating them both in a swag-like manner
December 14, 2024 at 8:34 AM
just opened a new tab in my brain and now i’m visualizing TWO apples and rotating them both in a swag-like manner
if you could shrink to any size, what would you choose? If you answered “Smurf Size” i calmly ask you to close this page and block yourself. Cant elaborate, but that’s unacceptable to me. However, if you said “gnome size” or “elf size” I fully approve of you and your choice!
December 12, 2024 at 6:43 AM
if you could shrink to any size, what would you choose? If you answered “Smurf Size” i calmly ask you to close this page and block yourself. Cant elaborate, but that’s unacceptable to me. However, if you said “gnome size” or “elf size” I fully approve of you and your choice!
true or false? Receiving an orb for christmas instead of toy would be EPIC. Orb is shaped like ball toy and could be tossed and played with in a similar style, while ALSO retaining mystical orb properties! Am I making myself clear? Thank you.
December 12, 2024 at 2:50 AM
true or false? Receiving an orb for christmas instead of toy would be EPIC. Orb is shaped like ball toy and could be tossed and played with in a similar style, while ALSO retaining mystical orb properties! Am I making myself clear? Thank you.
riddle me this: is santa pumped up and ready to spread christmas joy in an epic fashion? we can only hope the answer is a resounding YES
December 12, 2024 at 2:38 AM
riddle me this: is santa pumped up and ready to spread christmas joy in an epic fashion? we can only hope the answer is a resounding YES
is mr krabs single? and/or is he a superhero? the answer may surprise you.
December 11, 2024 at 9:11 PM
is mr krabs single? and/or is he a superhero? the answer may surprise you.
when i thought about orbs earlier it hadn’t even occurred to me that an orb, if possessed, could be polished and touched in various styles. i’m giddy thinking about the possibilities. could santa bring orb instead of toy? time will tell.
December 9, 2024 at 3:42 AM
when i thought about orbs earlier it hadn’t even occurred to me that an orb, if possessed, could be polished and touched in various styles. i’m giddy thinking about the possibilities. could santa bring orb instead of toy? time will tell.
power, lust, and pleasure beyond your wildest imagination. it’s all happening at captaincrunch.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:37 AM
power, lust, and pleasure beyond your wildest imagination. it’s all happening at captaincrunch.com
taking turns is such an underrated hobby. where my fellow turners at?
December 9, 2024 at 1:15 AM
taking turns is such an underrated hobby. where my fellow turners at?
just visualized some orbs. the mind is a playground if you know how to use it 👍
December 9, 2024 at 12:15 AM
just visualized some orbs. the mind is a playground if you know how to use it 👍
a mustache is kinda like an extra eyebrow for your upper lip
December 8, 2024 at 3:56 AM
a mustache is kinda like an extra eyebrow for your upper lip
beware: a man named Sogger is adding mad dampness and wetness to cereals across the northeastern united states. this is a top level cereal security threat
December 7, 2024 at 9:51 PM
beware: a man named Sogger is adding mad dampness and wetness to cereals across the northeastern united states. this is a top level cereal security threat
the hairs on our body are an excellent way to express ourselves. let’s give it up for hairs on our bodies 👏👏
December 7, 2024 at 8:04 PM
the hairs on our body are an excellent way to express ourselves. let’s give it up for hairs on our bodies 👏👏
thinking about cereal heroes right now and getting extremely worked up (in a positive way). thank you cereal heroes for all that you do to keep us loaded and stuffed.
December 7, 2024 at 7:59 PM
thinking about cereal heroes right now and getting extremely worked up (in a positive way). thank you cereal heroes for all that you do to keep us loaded and stuffed.
beware: a man named “TOYER” just stole my toy and is playing with it disrespectfully. Can anyone help?
December 7, 2024 at 4:47 PM
beware: a man named “TOYER” just stole my toy and is playing with it disrespectfully. Can anyone help?
players around the world rejoice: toy is coming
December 6, 2024 at 7:26 PM
players around the world rejoice: toy is coming