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Red Monkey
@realredmonkey.bsky.social
More monkey than human and grateful for it...

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If only there was some way to reflect my listens through all my other music apps!
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My wife donated this sticker to me, she knows me well. Where to stick it tho, barring my forehead...
September 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Look, I sold all my bent watches..."
September 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
When headlines write themselves
June 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Even my dog is fucked off with the state of the world
March 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Curious, signing a piece of paper with your chubby little orange pig knuckles maketh not a map change for anyone you damned fool
February 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It's typically this time of year when my dog channels it's tiny wookie/ewok crossover look. No amount of regular trimming makes a difference
February 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My best mate was very ill with flu for a couple weeks right over the Christmas period so I didn't get to see him until last Thursday...made him a foot long gnarly sausage roll to aid his further recovery, job done
January 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Every time I break out a new roll of gorilla packing tape it transports me back to the halcyon days of my first true urethane wheels for my skateboard. Dimensions and colour are very similar. California Slicks Pig City Brighton England
January 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
What a crying shame hahahahaha
December 8, 2024 at 10:31 PM
@idlesband.bsky.social Brighton Centre December 1st 2024
Video courtesy of @rosipo.bsky.social

Idles go fucking hard....they also go beautifully gently
We love them they love us
No God No King Love is the Fing

Great gig fellas thank you so much
December 3, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Blimey - apparently calling out a reform MP for being a POS on Xitter resulted in this earlier
November 17, 2024 at 10:48 AM