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Princess Celestia
@realprincesstia.bsky.social
Ruler of Equestria ☀️
Alright. Stop your scrolling and look at this.
#mlp

I have cracked the code on toaster settings. Behold, the truth:
April 30, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The fact that I own a bird and it regularly dies is woefully underappreciated.

#mlpfim #mlp
April 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It was not my idea to have our asses be the magic part.
#MLP
April 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Him: "Hey, what are you thinking about?"
Me: "Shopping."
#MLP
April 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*taking attendance as a substitute teacher*

-Les Bien
-Mike Hunt
-Phart Sooker
-Lin Ger Rey
-Orrale Schibt
-Phat Acè
-Phuk Uhp
-Richard Hurt
-Rod Boehner
-Ah-nal Kollapst
-Gary Harrington
-Mon Bien Profuretez
-Shay
-Incert Quoq
-Lilian Barns

Did I miss anyone?
#MLP
April 30, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Because I recognize the difference. And I can offer critique even if mine is trite and juvenile.

I thought theirs "should" be better.
January 4, 2025 at 10:50 AM
You as well, my dear.

I intend to reconstruct the entirety of MLP on this website.

Good luck.
January 4, 2025 at 10:32 AM
January 4, 2025 at 10:27 AM
I'll be perfectly honest: the gifs don't seem to work here.
January 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"Ridiculous"? Yes.

"Horse fan"? Also yes.

This art being pitiful and emblematic of a systematic failure to preserve the political interests of those they claim to defend?

Holy fucking what. Seriously: I am not the most absurd thing about this scenario.
January 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I saw a UFO out here once.
January 4, 2025 at 10:16 AM
January 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
June.
January 4, 2025 at 10:08 AM
How would you like to hear the fact that poor marketing is the primary reason leftist causes fail?

Cuz this website is still working on its foundation. We should talk about this.
January 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
"no"
January 4, 2025 at 10:03 AM
"Avian fly denier"?

What? Are these the folks who think chickens cannot fly?

I KNOW THEY CAN

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR DAYS

SEND HELP
January 4, 2025 at 10:02 AM
No thanks necessary. But, nevertheless, you're welcome.
January 4, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I AM THE RIGHTEOUS HOOF OF THE UNIVERSE.

AND ALL SHOULD BE PAID A LIVING WAGE.

Cuz how the hell else does economics work?
#mlp
January 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Thank you dearly.
January 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I invite you to make me (my profile 😉) bigger. I would like that very much.
January 4, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Well, I was hoping for instant internet notoriety. But the cake is over there. It is not a lie.
January 4, 2025 at 9:47 AM
You have WILDLY overestimated my tech capabilities.
January 4, 2025 at 9:44 AM
January 4, 2025 at 9:42 AM
@sirenborne.bsky.social
Followed. Please point me in the right direction.
January 4, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Yeah but, those felons weren't rich or president.
January 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM