First one to be called 'Trumpy McTrumpface'.

Hadersfild

...and winner of the mrs joyful prize for rafia work.

Christians In Name Only. ChINOs?

Nosferatu, Eine Symphonie Des Grauens

London Calling, The Clash

The ice age is coming, the sun's zooming in
Meltdown expected, the wheat is growing thin
Engines stop running, but I have no fear
Because London is drowning and I, I live by the river

“Who’d have thought a whale could be so heavy?”

Who was it who told Zelensky "You're gambling with World War Three"? Oh, yeah...

Too much to expect him to have heard of the Molotov-Ribbentrop pact.

Olivetti P6060. 8-inch floppy drive, built-in thermal printer, locked into Olivetti's own dialect of BASIC. Ours also had a large floor-standing cabinet which contained (IIRC) just two additional 8-inch floppy drives, allowing us to have separate system and data discs. Punched-tape reader for input.

Clear and Present Dangler
Sitar Wars

Would never have started if Trump had been pres.... Oh, wait

Why just Americans? Can we Brits play too?

If you have a gravy lake that needs gathering in, then you didn't have enough roast potatoes.

The Bespoke Overcoat

Or on a lighter note
Carry On Constable