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Congratulations (derogatory), or condolences (complimentary)!
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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This feels like a wise course of action.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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How dare you put that sweet little furry potato in mortal danger?!
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Oh dang, I was doing a custom build for a Bretonnian team like, 15 years ago. Shit, do I need to get into Blood Bowl?
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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We got the visual descriptive service one for my blind friend for a movie once, which was really cool. Every time after that, they kept giving him the one for the hard of hearing. After them always screwing that up we gave up on going to see stuff.

ADA is great when people are trained properly.
November 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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I am fortunate to have fairly good dental, and even that only covers crowns and root canals at 50%, making them still quite expensive.

There is a reason we refer to teeth as "luxury bones" in our friend group.
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Better than anything I ever sculpted!
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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What a shame.
November 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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What in the Q-Bert is this building layout?
November 17, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Thank you for your attention to detail with the era correct bottle design.
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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Thank you everyone that was able to support us in #GamingForGood ! We raised over $3000 for Hurley and Riley this year through @extralife4kids.bsky.social with the help of @eldritchfoundry.bsky.social ! Some incentives will still be available through the end of the week, if you're able to help!
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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And it's getting really weird already!
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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We are live at twitch.tv/kestreltv
November 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Meet Faerngold, the Ironbred paladin. An original member of The Traveling Circus, he is a blacksmith convinced that his dreams are visions sent by the gods of tragedy that he must avert.

Designed with Eldritch Foundry, model edited digitally.
A painted miniature of a male horse-folk, warhammer raised overhead in his right hand. His coat is black, his face sporting a blaze of white. His mane is black and white, pulled back into a braid, and the feathering around his hooves is white as well. He wears heavy armor of plate and chain, draped over with a red tabard, held in place by a brown belt. A blue book, clasped with gold hardware hangs at his right hip. In his left hand he holds before him a kite shield, emblazoned with a flame. A cape swings out behind him, the inside black, with grey trim. Image is from the front right. A painted miniature of a male horse-folk, warhammer raised overhead in his right hand. His coat is black, his face sporting a blaze of white. His mane is black and white, pulled back into a braid, and the feathering around his hooves is white as well. He wears heavy armor of plate and chain. In his left hand he holds before him a kite shield, emblazoned with a flame. A cape swings out behind him, the inside black, with grey trim. Image is from the front left. A painted miniature of a male horse-folk, warhammer raised overhead in his right hand. His coat is black, his face sporting a blaze of white. His mane is black and white, pulled back into a braid, and the feathering around his hooves is white as is his tail. He wears heavy armor of plate and chain, draped over with a red tabard, held in place by a brown belt. A blue book, clasped with gold hardware hangs at his right hip. In his left hand he holds before him a kite shield, backed with wood. A cape swings out behind him, the inside black, with grey trim. Image is from the right. A painted miniature of a male horse-folk, warhammer raised overhead in his right hand. His mane is black and white, pulled back into a braid, and the feathering around his hooves is white as well. He wears heavy armor of plate and chain. A blue book, clasped with gold hardware hangs at his right hip. In his left hand he holds before him a kite shield. A purple cape swings out behind him, fur trim leaking out from beneath his long mane. Image is from behind.
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Sever.
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 AM
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Time to introduce another long term member of the Circus. Meet Remiel, the Human (ugh, boring) ranger/warlock. An enigmatic soul with a dark past, previously dubbed 'Kinslayer,' his past deeds haunt him as he attempts to make a better future.

Designed with Eldritch Foundry, model edited digitally.
A painted miniature of a male human with a bow held at full draw. His hair is blonde, and his face is fair of feature with lightly sun kissed skin. His left hand wears a fingerless glove, and holds a knocked broadhead arrow with blue fletching. His right arm is outstretched, wearing a steel and brass wrist guard, and holding a recurve bow with gold caps. He wears a simple doublet of forest green with yellow trim, clasped with buttons of gold, over a tan tunic belted with a simple brown belt with bass buckle. The hilt of a sword can be seen over his left hip, and a dark brown leather pouch hangs from his right. His trousers are a deep red-brown, and his boots are the color of dried mud, with several straps crossing them. Image is from the front right. A painted miniature of a male human with a bow held at full draw. His hair is blonde, and his skin is lightly sun kissed. His left hand wears a fingerless glove, and holds a knocked arrow with blue fletching. A quiver over his back holds matching arrows, and a wand. His right arm is outstretched, wearing a steel and brass wrist guard, and holding a recurve bow with gold caps. He wears a simple doublet of forest green with yellow trim, clasped with buttons of gold, over a tan tunic belted with a simple brown belt with bass buckle. A sheathed sword with brass hardware and a black hilt is hung in a red sheath, belted to his left hip, and a dark brown leather pouch hangs from his right. His trousers are a deep red-brown, and his boots are the color of dried mud, with several straps crossing them fastened with simple silver buttons. Image is from the front left. A painted miniature of a male human with a bow held at full draw. His hair is blonde, his face is fair featured and his skin is lightly sun kissed. His left hand holds a knocked broadhead arrow with blue fletching. A quiver of brown and tan leather, with silver rivets, slung over his back holds matching arrows and a wand. His right arm is outstretched, wearing a wrist guard attached by two leather bands with silver buckles, and holding a recurve bow with gold caps. He wears a simple doublet of forest green with yellow trim, over a tan tunic belted with a simple brown belt. A sheathed sword with brass hardware and a black hilt is hung in a red sheath, belted to his left hip, and a dark brown leather pouch along with a small burlap bag hangs from his right. His trousers are a deep red-brown, and his boots are the color of dried mud, with several straps crossing them fastened with simple silver buttons. Image is from the rear right. A painted miniature of a male human with a bow held at full draw. His hair is blonde, and his skin is lightly sun kissed. His left hand holds a knocked broadhead arrow. A quiver of brown and tan leather, with silver rivets, slung over his back holds blue fletched arrows and a wand. His right arm is outstretched, wearing a wrist guard attached by two leather bands with silver buckles, and holding a recurve bow with gold caps. He wears a simple doublet of forest green with yellow trim, over a tan tunic belted with a simple brown belt. A sheathed sword with brass hardware and a black hilt is hung in a red sheath, belted to his left hip. His trousers are a deep red-brown, and his boots are the color of dried mud, with several straps crossing them fastened with simple silver buttons. Image is from the rear left.
November 7, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Meet Buel, Plasmoid cleric. Not devoted to any specific god, but simply to life itself. Buel joined the Circus after the destruction of Scarn had begun at the hands of the Xaryxians. He does his best to keep us from meeting an untimely demise.

Designed with Eldritch Foundry, model edited digitally.
A miniature of a Plasmoid (a sentient ooze person). His body is featureless, and a deep turquoise color. He wears a red officer's uniform. The coat has a white trimmed collar, lapel and cuffs, and brass buttons. He stands idle, holding a simple round shield painted dark grey, with a metallic rim and brass rivets, in his left hand. His right is upturned holding a writhing blue magical effect. His trousers are held up by a brown belt with a gold buckle, and a flintlock pistol is holstered on his right thigh. He wears boots of white, with black trim and leather straps. The image is from the front. A miniature of a Plasmoid (a sentient ooze person). His body is featureless, and a deep turquoise color. He wears a red officer's uniform. The coat has a white trimmed collar, lapel and cuffs. He stands idle, holding a simple round shield painted dark grey, with a metallic rim and brass rivets, in his left hand. His right is upturned holding a writhing blue magical effect. His trousers are held up by a brown belt with a gold buckle, and a dagger in a blue sheath capped in brass hangs from his left hip. He wears boots of white, with black trim and leather straps, clasped with brass hardware. On his back is a dark green backpack, with tan leather trimming. Two pouches and a waterskin hang from the left side of the bag, with a grey bedroll slung below. The image is from the left. A miniature of a Plasmoid (a sentient ooze person). His body is featureless, and a deep turquoise color. He wears a red officer's uniform. The coat has a white trimmed collar, lapel and cuffs. He stands idle, holding a simple round shield with a wood backing in his left hand. His right is upturned holding a writhing blue magical effect. His trousers are held up by a brown belt with a gold buckle, and a flintlock pistol is holstered on his right leg. He wears boots of white, with black trim and leather straps, clasped with brass hardware. On his back is a dark green backpack, with tan leather trimming. A small tin box and a golden censer hang from the right side of the pack, with a grey bedroll slung below. The image is from the right. A miniature of a Plasmoid (a sentient ooze person). His body is featureless, and a deep turquoise color. He wears a red officer's uniform. The coat has a white trimmed collar, lapel and cuffs. He stands idle, holding a simple round shield with metal trim and a wood backing in his left hand. His right is upturned holding a writhing blue magical effect. He wears a sheathed dagger capped with brass on his left hip, and a flintlock pistol is holstered on his right leg. He wears boots of white, with black trim and leather straps, clasped with brass hardware. On his back is a dark green backpack, with tan leather trimming and gold hardware. A small tin box and a golden censer hang from the right side of the pack, a waterskin and two pouches from the left, with a grey bedroll slung below. The image is from behind.
November 6, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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We enjoy the work you do, because you enjoy the work you do. Always keep doing you.
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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That was good times
November 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM