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Father. Husband. Aspiring screenwriter. Fear Factor Live! Champion.
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October 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
It's official. I can change my bio from 'aspiring screenwriter' to 'award-winning screenwriter'.
October 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My screenplay Sledge has been nominated as a Finalist for the 2025 LA Film Awards! If there is anyone interested in reading it, please DM me :)
September 26, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Amazing news! Lucid was just selected by FilmQuest via FilmFreeway.com!
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September 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Trump wouldn't be gerrymandering Texas if he were still friends with Musk.
August 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The Vikings have 3 loses to only two teams. The LA Rams is one, but I promise you, they will split the series tonight. And they will get their revenge in two weeks.
January 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Notice how democrats were not in court today. Very demure. Very mindful.
January 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The Vikings (14-2) have the best record in team history since 1998 (15-1). Coincidently, that was the same year I became a Viking fan. I don’t know, man. This feels like something. This could be their year.
December 30, 2024 at 1:16 PM
It shouldn’t surprise me that my Republican family refuses to watch movies with subtitles but here we are.
December 29, 2024 at 12:41 AM
My sister-in-law voted for Trump and keeps asking why Elon Musk is being talked about so much. The level of incompetence is astounding.
December 28, 2024 at 3:18 PM
Since elephants never forget, I’m appointing one of those grey floppy ear bastards to be in charge of my phone, wallet and key.
December 17, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Me: No, as a matter of fact, I did not ‘learn my lesson’. I refuse to be educated and will continue to live my life in open rebellion by repeatedly making the same mistakes until I have my way.

Taco Bell employee: Alright, extra beans and hot sauce then. Sheesh.
December 17, 2024 at 10:47 PM
Banana times, man. Dumb bunny tits for sure.
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Notice how neither one felt the need to wear an arm brace for sympathy points
Polish PM Tusk & Macron mocking Trump’s ridiculous attempt to act tough while arm wrestling Macron during their handshake.
December 13, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Streaming services should have a Marathon Mode automatically skipping the recaps and intros
December 13, 2024 at 12:10 AM
I put food and various items in fire extinguishers and attempt to fight fires. Follow me on the clock app!

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December 9, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Me all week: I’m going to be working on renovating this room

Family: …

Me: Ok, I’m going to start working on this project I’ve been telling you about.

Family: …

Me: I’m working now!

Family: ALL OF OUR ACTIVITIES INVOLVE BEING IN THAT ROOM THE ENTIRETY OF THE DAY
December 7, 2024 at 3:05 PM
No more Mom’s Spaghetti :( truly a sad day
December 5, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I’ve told my wife many times I do not want her to act like a mom to me but boy do I wish she would send me to my room so I can get some peace and quiet
December 5, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Took me nearly ten years to get over 100 followers on the other site. After two weeks, I’m absolutely giddy after getting 50. I make dumb dad jokes and love the Minnesota Vikings, so please follow!
December 4, 2024 at 3:47 PM
In case anyone is keeping track:

Trump pardons: 237

Biden pardons: 26
December 2, 2024 at 6:06 PM
When I say Bluesky feels like the old Twitter, this is what I mean:
what’s the most fuckable letter i think probably lowercase r
December 2, 2024 at 5:02 PM
MATCH THEIR ENERGY
BREAKING NEWS:

President Biden has just pardoned his son Hunter Biden and has released a statement.

Who else agrees this was a good decision?
December 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Remembering that time my third grade teacher asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up and I said ‘glow-in-the-dark’.

She said, ‘Nick, you are not that bright’.

And I said, ‘I know. It’s still day-time’.
December 2, 2024 at 1:04 AM
If you consistently lose absolutely must-win games, then that’s weakness of a coaching staff. I love my Buckeyes, but something has to change.
November 30, 2024 at 8:49 PM