Bruce Lasagna
realnewyorker.bsky.social
Bruce Lasagna
@realnewyorker.bsky.social
Techno producer, creator of the new pasta shape “Poltrone”, Luddite.

https://brucelasagna.bandcamp.com/album/rest
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brucelasagna.bandcamp.com/album/rest

I made these techno songs after the last of my childhood pets passed away. Not about them, but just in that frame of mind, but they’re still connected. Have em for free. If you don’t like techno idk what to tell you
rest, by Bruce Lasagna
2 track album
brucelasagna.bandcamp.com
Need these delivery workers to understand that I had to redownload uber eats from years ago because I do not use it and have covid but I really need some coffee
September 23, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I got Covid and I can’t tweet about it this void doesn’t talk back
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Either I just got hit on while wearing an n95 mask or I just met the nicest woman on earth
September 21, 2025 at 11:21 AM
It’s like the city sanitation workers had a water b gun fight with ass water this morning
September 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Got instabanned from Twitter for saying “I wish ticket master would just die already” lol
September 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
You ever listen to bastille by Pompeii and think wow I could kill myself and never feel this way
March 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Last of the Thanksgiving leftovers!
December 23, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Reposted by Bruce Lasagna
December 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I want to go sicko mode
December 21, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I’m probably the least racist Italian American to ever live
December 17, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Chicking Parmofjohn
December 17, 2024 at 11:25 PM
December 15, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Need to find someone on here that really likes my techno music specifically and then take lots of money from them
December 15, 2024 at 10:13 PM
brucelasagna.bandcamp.com/album/rest

I made these techno songs after the last of my childhood pets passed away. Not about them, but just in that frame of mind, but they’re still connected. Have em for free. If you don’t like techno idk what to tell you
rest, by Bruce Lasagna
2 track album
brucelasagna.bandcamp.com
December 14, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Self love is beautiful
December 14, 2024 at 7:55 PM
I think I was born to make techno music
December 5, 2024 at 6:40 PM