MovieEv
@realmovieev.bsky.social
Asides, jibes and besides.
Occasionally amusing.
Occasionally amusing.
donold goes in with gusto at his first recorded hotdog eating contest 🌭
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
donold goes in with gusto at his first recorded hotdog eating contest 🌭
coming soon: Drip Drip, Drip Water
from the author of Whose Boat Is This Boat?
from the author of Whose Boat Is This Boat?
November 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
coming soon: Drip Drip, Drip Water
from the author of Whose Boat Is This Boat?
from the author of Whose Boat Is This Boat?
two things being true at the same time
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
two things being true at the same time
haiku
2/
all calculation
inescapably concludes
in the aftermath
2/
all calculation
inescapably concludes
in the aftermath
November 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
haiku
2/
all calculation
inescapably concludes
in the aftermath
2/
all calculation
inescapably concludes
in the aftermath
",,,as soon as everyone has gone home for recess"
November 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
",,,as soon as everyone has gone home for recess"
air traffic controllers are required to work
overtime
without pay during the shutdown
there is a shortage of air traffic controllers
required to work overtime
without pay during the shutdown
so FUCK OFF, PEDO
overtime
without pay during the shutdown
there is a shortage of air traffic controllers
required to work overtime
without pay during the shutdown
so FUCK OFF, PEDO
November 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
air traffic controllers are required to work
overtime
without pay during the shutdown
there is a shortage of air traffic controllers
required to work overtime
without pay during the shutdown
so FUCK OFF, PEDO
overtime
without pay during the shutdown
there is a shortage of air traffic controllers
required to work overtime
without pay during the shutdown
so FUCK OFF, PEDO
38 days house republicans have delayed a vote on epstein
November 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
38 days house republicans have delayed a vote on epstein
oh yes, we call it...
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
oh yes, we call it...
"whew, that was close, but death missed again"
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"whew, that was close, but death missed again"
Is it awards season yet?
November 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Is it awards season yet?
how well do you know our world?
November 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
how well do you know our world?
"You never forget your first" - 2025
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"You never forget your first" - 2025
Here's how trump told his maga base he could not care less about them:
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Here's how trump told his maga base he could not care less about them:
"faith" is the man kayleigh worked for whose little fingers she let fill that void
October 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
"faith" is the man kayleigh worked for whose little fingers she let fill that void
mea culpa... forgot the crypto
October 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
mea culpa... forgot the crypto
"mirror, mirror in my new ball...room, who's the biggest grifter of them all?"
October 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
"mirror, mirror in my new ball...room, who's the biggest grifter of them all?"
umm pretty positive we've been cursed by worse
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
umm pretty positive we've been cursed by worse
