I hope someday somebody makes a period film that takes place in LA this week and the period is denoted by a lot of rain and shots of the Marty Supreme blimp.

The Long Walk walked so Running Man could run.

No theaters providing the Long Walk / Running Man double feature I crave.

Predator: Prove it All Night
Predator: Brilliant Disguise
Predator: Tougher Than the Rest

Setting up a new Apple product is such a special kind of annoying.

Spent Halloween Eve in a room with Dario Argento and Halloween proper in a room with John Carpenter so in a certain sense this will never be topped and I love LA.

Okay I was already mostly on board with Silent Hill f but when it gets cool and fucked up it really gets cool and fucked up.

Giallo rules because yes the killer might have a cape cause costume but so might anyone else in the film cause fashion.

It’s like 58 degrees and raining in October and I’m drinking beer and watching Christopher Lee Dracula movies so basically the only thing wrong with this scenario is that it’s Tuesday.

It’s crazy that I don’t get sick of the core mechanics that are constantly repeated in every video game. Like every time I start a new game I’m like “You’re telling me I get to run around this world and pick stuff up?! Fuck this is gonna be great!”

In a shocking turn I (I!) was phone-shamed in a movie theater earlier this week. Four seconds after I sat down. Before the trailers started. Cause I was pulling up my ticket to show to the usher. By a crazy person who bought the seat right next to mine despite there being 5 people in the theater.

There’s always a new movie on Shudder that’s just like somebody made up a new word

My burgeoning relationship with the game of pinball continues to be a complicated one.

What the fuck bartending school has you putting simple syrup in my martini, can I just make it myself, is this type of post allowed on Bluesky

Look, I’ve been going through it lately and I need to post. Let’s see, uh, Weapons was good and I just ordered some sushi.