“Health and Human Services announces brain worms to be beneficial to human health, asks that worm spawn be added to our drinking water”
Next next day:
“Health and Human Services calls claims of bodysnatching worm invasion ‘ridiculous’ and ‘unfounded’”
“Health and Human Services announces brain worms to be beneficial to human health, asks that worm spawn be added to our drinking water”
Next next day:
“Health and Human Services calls claims of bodysnatching worm invasion ‘ridiculous’ and ‘unfounded’”