AFC Championship (Sporting event, 2025): they’re wasting the careers of Josh Allen, Joe Burrow, Lamar Jackson, and countless others on manufacturing a Pat Mahomes dynasty. For the love of god stop letting a human spot the ball. Philly vs KC is a worst case scenario for the game. 0/5 correct spots

Madame Web snubbed

TikTok resurrection (Major Historical Event, 2025): my gut check reaction is that I wish it stayed gone. I don’t really enjoy getting yo-yo-ed with my personal rights. 1/5 big booms

TikTok Ban (Major Historical Event, 2025): inside me are 2 wolves. The young millennial in me doesn’t understand the fuss. The old zoomer in me recognizes the loss of community and social support the app served during and after the COVID mitigation effort. Not a fan of censorship. 0.5/5 big BOOMS

Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney (Video Game, 2001): At least in terms of games, probably THE courtroom drama. Can’t believe I had never played it, likable characters and compelling plots are interesting enough to keep you hooked through the 5 cases (they added one in 2005). Would recommend, 4/5

A Complete Unknown (Film, 2024): There’s something to be said about knowing what you bring to the table and bringing it no matter what. I don’t know anything about Bob Dylan outside of this movie. Johnny Cash brought it for all 8 minutes of screen time. In 2025 I’m tracking mud on the carpet. 3.5/5

Hoping it catches its stride. I think the characters have enough there but they have to be more than stereotypes to be interesting which is what the office learned as they went along

Squeaked it out to all but clinch a playoff spot, any PDs reading this should know I’m elite in clutch situations