if spongebob big guy pants ok then is spongebob little guy pants not ok
January 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
if spongebob big guy pants ok then is spongebob little guy pants not ok
for the new year i resolve to meet as many lesbians as possible for obviously very heterosexual reasons
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 AM
for the new year i resolve to meet as many lesbians as possible for obviously very heterosexual reasons
client asked me what times i’d next be available to meet and i said “6 or 7pm” i have to move away now i think
December 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
client asked me what times i’d next be available to meet and i said “6 or 7pm” i have to move away now i think
meeting with potential clients is so awks like hello welcome to my zoom call i’m now going to fudge every word i say and behave like i don’t know shit about the thing u are paying me money to do even tho i’m actually rly rly good at it trust i just hate zoom calls and im gonna poop my pants now
December 29, 2025 at 6:28 PM
meeting with potential clients is so awks like hello welcome to my zoom call i’m now going to fudge every word i say and behave like i don’t know shit about the thing u are paying me money to do even tho i’m actually rly rly good at it trust i just hate zoom calls and im gonna poop my pants now
it was a peeps christmas after all
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
it was a peeps christmas after all
merry christmas i just chipped off part of my tooth when i bit down into a milk chocolate hershey’s kiss 💜
December 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
merry christmas i just chipped off part of my tooth when i bit down into a milk chocolate hershey’s kiss 💜
never wearing contacts while eating with scotch bonnet peppers again
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 AM
never wearing contacts while eating with scotch bonnet peppers again
jerk chicken? more like jorkin my peenits
December 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
jerk chicken? more like jorkin my peenits
this roach in my house has been terrorizing me for the past 2 days and today i finally caught it and killed it and the first thing i did after was i jumped for joy and clapped and said “yippee!” what am i the fucken dog with propeller hat
December 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
this roach in my house has been terrorizing me for the past 2 days and today i finally caught it and killed it and the first thing i did after was i jumped for joy and clapped and said “yippee!” what am i the fucken dog with propeller hat
just discovered what a weevil is. i wanna start making weevil edits now
December 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
just discovered what a weevil is. i wanna start making weevil edits now
my hair looked so scrumptious before i left for work and then it rained and now i look like one of those weird lil freak dogs. kms
December 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
my hair looked so scrumptious before i left for work and then it rained and now i look like one of those weird lil freak dogs. kms
watching youtube shorts and this snl clip popped up but the eviler part is that i immediately pinpointed the exact rails blouse that one of the cast members was wearing. bc that is the exact blouse we sell at my gay lil job. can’t even be unemployed for an hour without being reminded of my job
December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
watching youtube shorts and this snl clip popped up but the eviler part is that i immediately pinpointed the exact rails blouse that one of the cast members was wearing. bc that is the exact blouse we sell at my gay lil job. can’t even be unemployed for an hour without being reminded of my job
i like to giggle and kick my feet as i doodle my weird little freak doodles in my doodle book
December 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
i like to giggle and kick my feet as i doodle my weird little freak doodles in my doodle book
my neighbors are addicted to their fire alarm going off
December 18, 2025 at 7:39 PM
my neighbors are addicted to their fire alarm going off
if anyone ever tells u to get a job bc ur caught sillying it up outside the office hours…take pride in that twin. they can take ur 9 to 5 but this just shows that they can never take ur whimsy
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
if anyone ever tells u to get a job bc ur caught sillying it up outside the office hours…take pride in that twin. they can take ur 9 to 5 but this just shows that they can never take ur whimsy
erp therapy is like if u microdosed a fnaf jumpscare
December 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
erp therapy is like if u microdosed a fnaf jumpscare
having a job is like u clock in and then u just wait 8 more hours until u can play minecraft again
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
having a job is like u clock in and then u just wait 8 more hours until u can play minecraft again
idc what anyone says the $2 pack of shitty ballpoint pens at dollar general have done more for me than literally any professional art supplies i’d spent bonkers amount of dollars on at my gay lil art school and i will only be using my shitty ballpoint pens from here on out. swag it up
December 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
idc what anyone says the $2 pack of shitty ballpoint pens at dollar general have done more for me than literally any professional art supplies i’d spent bonkers amount of dollars on at my gay lil art school and i will only be using my shitty ballpoint pens from here on out. swag it up
ran out of clean laundry so i had to pull out the old skinny jeans and a quirky sweater…the millennial grows once more
December 13, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ran out of clean laundry so i had to pull out the old skinny jeans and a quirky sweater…the millennial grows once more
one twin will always be more yassified than the other…this is how u tell them apart
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
one twin will always be more yassified than the other…this is how u tell them apart
just opened my tikkytok and the very first thing i saw was pinkpantheress herself posting nathan fielder and for the first time in my life i reposted a tiktok. haters will never understand the critical nature of such a crossover
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
just opened my tikkytok and the very first thing i saw was pinkpantheress herself posting nathan fielder and for the first time in my life i reposted a tiktok. haters will never understand the critical nature of such a crossover
i haven’t read a book in 6 or 7 years but the barnes & noble special edition of jane eyre that i have trapped somewhere in the depths of my attic calls out louder to me with every passing day. much like my wife who is also trapped in my attic and will prolly arson my house at any moment now
December 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i haven’t read a book in 6 or 7 years but the barnes & noble special edition of jane eyre that i have trapped somewhere in the depths of my attic calls out louder to me with every passing day. much like my wife who is also trapped in my attic and will prolly arson my house at any moment now
it’s a mr rochester’s wife winter
December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
it’s a mr rochester’s wife winter
sometimes u go to a party and the first thing u have to do after waking up from the party is logging on to uquiz dot com and taking a political compass quiz that also tells u what my little pony u would be and thats just how it has to be. anyway i got leftist and fluttershy shoutout to uquiz dot com
December 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
sometimes u go to a party and the first thing u have to do after waking up from the party is logging on to uquiz dot com and taking a political compass quiz that also tells u what my little pony u would be and thats just how it has to be. anyway i got leftist and fluttershy shoutout to uquiz dot com
this is the first year ever that my top artist on my spotify wrapped is NOT mitski. congratulations diva u beat the curse
December 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
this is the first year ever that my top artist on my spotify wrapped is NOT mitski. congratulations diva u beat the curse