Ancientbluesky

The Pumpkinspiceification of Claudius

AncientBlueSky

Right now Populares in the Senate have to get tough, and put everything together in one big, neat package, because I will be Dictator soon, and we will pick the strongest, toughest, and most respected magister equitum [I]

The Orationes in Catilinam by Cicero were some of the lowest rated Senate speeches EVER, if not THE LOWEST. It showed that this novus homo from Arpinum is “second tier” and merely a “pretender to the Consul's chair.”

Ancientbluesky

With TIME, people forget! All of these Accusations of Conspiracy against me were started by Crooked Marcus Cicero and his Radical Boni Optimates. It is their weapon of choice in the upcoming Consular Election. [I]

Rome is becoming a Greek Tyranny. That’s what happens when you Exile and Prosecute your Political Opponent. These are DARK DAYS in the life of Rome!

Ancientbluesky

Why is there so much MURDER in Suburra? Why is there so much Violent Crime? People are afraid to go outside to buy a loaf of bread! One big reason is that failed Consul, Marcus Cicero, who is campaigning and fundraising off “get Catiline” (much like the others!), [I]

I defeated 100% of Berber raiders in weeks. All other Propraetorian Governors of Africa failed, after years of trying!

How nice, a really beautiful reunion! Three people, one that I indisputably got Elected, two Consuls and a Tribune, Antonius Hybrida, Marcus Cato, & Marcus Cicero of Arpinum, just met, most likely to talk about the “weather,” or [I]

Crooked Marcus Cicero’s only campaign strategy is committing Calumnia against me, going on extended vacations to Arpinum, and Talk, Talk, Talk!!!

These bogus Senate speeches from my Political Opponent (Crooked Marcus Cicero), who is telling everyone to Get Catiline, make him go into voluntary exile, and let him spend his money on a house in Massilia rather than on criers saying that [I]

I hope Popularis praetors and magistrates throughout the Republic are closely watching the tremendous Weaponization of “Justice” that is being utilized against me!

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classicsblusky

Many people are asking whether or not I will be doing the DEBATES? ALL ROMANS have been clamoring for a Consul of extremely High Intelligence. As everyone is aware, my popularity, over a “wonderful” field of Populares, is extraordinary. [I]

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Rather than release the letters I wrote to the Allobroges, my friends would prefer I put the Irrefutable & Overwhelming evidence of my persecution into a formal oration as we fight this disgraceful senatus consultum ultimum & publicity seeking Consul, who sadly presides over a broken Senate.