*Honestly, you'd be surprised how weird it is to see you.

*Not for any bad reason; just used to Sans-es being less, passive.

( It's... one big allusion to less polite variations of the skeleton. )

//oh this makes things way more interesting on a meta level, I love it /gen

though if you ever get a chance to play UT I still recommend it xoxo

Given the source of voice, it's no surprise [to the audience] that they'd immediately sit upright, wiping their face off some.

"I'm... not Kris. Sorry, you got the wrong one, flower boy."

A low-level jab, to see if this WAS their Asriel, or. . . different. Even if the answer is obvious.

( Eyes seemed to follow the other, without fail. They're so used to being attacked, it's just preparedness. )

* You're fine, you're fine. Not the first time, probably won't be the last, either.

* But it's Chara. My- name, I mean.

//as far as a DT!Chara? Perhaps, myes.

That's assuming we don't just go the 'oh Kris is the replacer' seeing how

siblings
Dreemurrs

motifs lineup so I just have always gone like Chara was a nonentity; whiiiich I think could be funny for first-time-freakout.

//sips tea (without dying, important)

the world may never know, if only there was a chara

* ...You got the wrong human, sorry. May want to look closer next time.