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shauna shipman apologist | just because i don’t care doesn’t mean i don’t understand 💟
halfway through january and i’ve cried 48 times… that’s more times than i cried collectively all of last year…
January 17, 2025 at 3:24 AM
halfway through january and i’ve cried 48 times… that’s more times than i cried collectively all of last year…
“it’s like having five rowdy boys in a class at school”
January 11, 2025 at 3:15 AM
“it’s like having five rowdy boys in a class at school”
streets are calling him “bashful”
January 4, 2025 at 7:59 AM
streets are calling him “bashful”
great news! i’ve moved on from randomly bursting out into tears to loud thoughtful exhales… progress.
January 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
great news! i’ve moved on from randomly bursting out into tears to loud thoughtful exhales… progress.
out here crying over a VIRGO!!!!!!! something is wrong with me for real
December 31, 2024 at 7:49 PM
out here crying over a VIRGO!!!!!!! something is wrong with me for real
my cousin and i got high in the garage at “family” christmas and then my other cousin told me all this drama at her job and i swear she was just telling me the plot of succession from the kendall roy pov…. i ended up telling her multiple times to quit
December 29, 2024 at 7:01 AM
my cousin and i got high in the garage at “family” christmas and then my other cousin told me all this drama at her job and i swear she was just telling me the plot of succession from the kendall roy pov…. i ended up telling her multiple times to quit
my dad made everyone custom coasters for christmas and he made me a gryffindor coaster,, which is fine (!) but i’m a slytherin so i was lowk v annoyed with how he knows literally nothing abt me. but now i’m thinking abt how it means that he thinks i’m a gryffindor and it’s kinda sweet…
December 28, 2024 at 12:10 AM
my dad made everyone custom coasters for christmas and he made me a gryffindor coaster,, which is fine (!) but i’m a slytherin so i was lowk v annoyed with how he knows literally nothing abt me. but now i’m thinking abt how it means that he thinks i’m a gryffindor and it’s kinda sweet…
watching home alone and i just gotta say that in the whole pizza debacle, i am with kevin. being a picky eater and only wanting cheese pizza is so hard bc everyone acts all holier then thou so then they only order one but then when the pizza gets there EVERYONE wants plain cheese
December 25, 2024 at 3:33 AM
watching home alone and i just gotta say that in the whole pizza debacle, i am with kevin. being a picky eater and only wanting cheese pizza is so hard bc everyone acts all holier then thou so then they only order one but then when the pizza gets there EVERYONE wants plain cheese
he’s finally watching arcane
December 22, 2024 at 4:09 PM
he’s finally watching arcane
every time i hear bed chem i think abt this text i got from my friend who took bible literature with me in college (we had a, very obvious, joke abt deuteronomy)
December 21, 2024 at 4:16 AM
every time i hear bed chem i think abt this text i got from my friend who took bible literature with me in college (we had a, very obvious, joke abt deuteronomy)
caleb heron on ziwe’s show is actually the funniest shit i’ve seen all year
December 21, 2024 at 1:16 AM
caleb heron on ziwe’s show is actually the funniest shit i’ve seen all year
let them host
Ariana Grande tells THR that she would love to perform at the #Oscars with Cynthia Erivo:
“I’ll sing together absolutely anywhere anytime, especially in celebration of ‘WICKED’, and I love her, that’s my sister. Say the word and we’ll be there.”
“I’ll sing together absolutely anywhere anytime, especially in celebration of ‘WICKED’, and I love her, that’s my sister. Say the word and we’ll be there.”
December 18, 2024 at 3:23 AM
let them host
i’m having an actual crisis abt whether i should marry haley or maru in my new stardew valley save….
December 18, 2024 at 3:13 AM
i’m having an actual crisis abt whether i should marry haley or maru in my new stardew valley save….
went and saw wicked again and somehow cried harder this time…
December 15, 2024 at 9:27 PM
went and saw wicked again and somehow cried harder this time…
someone revived that “yellowjackets confessions” account in tw*tter…. all the more reason to stop going on there bc i’m already annoyed
December 12, 2024 at 3:43 PM
someone revived that “yellowjackets confessions” account in tw*tter…. all the more reason to stop going on there bc i’m already annoyed
i may not have logged a single book on goodreads this year but i don’t wanna hear anyone say i wasn’t reading constantly
December 11, 2024 at 1:18 AM
i may not have logged a single book on goodreads this year but i don’t wanna hear anyone say i wasn’t reading constantly
i can’t stop thinking about shauna getting a letter addressed to “shauna shipman”
December 8, 2024 at 5:33 AM
i can’t stop thinking about shauna getting a letter addressed to “shauna shipman”
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December the 4th be with you.
December 4, 2024 at 4:32 PM
December the 4th be with you.
my fwb is tryna hit but all i wanna do is talk abt the Yellowjackets trailer and they haven’t seen ANY of the show so this is becoming an issue
December 8, 2024 at 3:36 AM
my fwb is tryna hit but all i wanna do is talk abt the Yellowjackets trailer and they haven’t seen ANY of the show so this is becoming an issue
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Is this a safe place to say that maybe perhaps perchance the psychosexual recreation of cannibalism that shauna engages in is not just limited to the jackie of it all and is like. stemming from a broader taste for cannibalism as well
December 8, 2024 at 3:11 AM
Is this a safe place to say that maybe perhaps perchance the psychosexual recreation of cannibalism that shauna engages in is not just limited to the jackie of it all and is like. stemming from a broader taste for cannibalism as well