Lumbering Soul
@reallivedadbod.bsky.social
Middle school teacher. Californian. Dodgers fan. Collector of splashy, divorced dad shirts.
You guys.
“Are you sure?”
“Are you sure?”
November 2, 2025 at 8:19 PM
You guys.
“Are you sure?”
“Are you sure?”
I will never stop being confounded by how many people voted for Trump against their own interests despite what he said during his 2024 campaign.
October 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I will never stop being confounded by how many people voted for Trump against their own interests despite what he said during his 2024 campaign.
Taps the sign.
October 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Taps the sign.
Sure the Constitution prohibits it, but I think advanced heart failure may have some input on this matter.
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Sure the Constitution prohibits it, but I think advanced heart failure may have some input on this matter.
Not a lawyer, so take this as just opinion, but they’re doing this solely to intimidate and make you too scared to protest the Trump regime. Feds haven’t visited me yet, but if they do, this will be my posture and I’ll continue to be part of the opposition movement.
October 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Not a lawyer, so take this as just opinion, but they’re doing this solely to intimidate and make you too scared to protest the Trump regime. Feds haven’t visited me yet, but if they do, this will be my posture and I’ll continue to be part of the opposition movement.
DHS is on here to ask what a vagina feels like.
October 18, 2025 at 1:36 AM
DHS is on here to ask what a vagina feels like.
When you accidentally tell CNN your plans for military rule, and a lawyer in your ear piece tells you to shut the fuck up immediately.
October 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
When you accidentally tell CNN your plans for military rule, and a lawyer in your ear piece tells you to shut the fuck up immediately.
Thoughts and prayers.
October 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Thoughts and prayers.
“You” and the dragon.
September 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
“You” and the dragon.
It also probably cost the Savannah area 40,000 in direct and indirect jobs.
September 17, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It also probably cost the Savannah area 40,000 in direct and indirect jobs.
Yeah. This is pretty much it.
Me: Someone has sent a ninja to kill Charlie Kirk.
The FBI:
Me: Someone has sent a ninja to kill Charlie Kirk.
The FBI:
September 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Yeah. This is pretty much it.
Me: Someone has sent a ninja to kill Charlie Kirk.
The FBI:
Me: Someone has sent a ninja to kill Charlie Kirk.
The FBI:
Hey @nbcnews.com, this CBP recruitment ad isn’t looking so great next to the article about the Florida concentration camp.
August 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hey @nbcnews.com, this CBP recruitment ad isn’t looking so great next to the article about the Florida concentration camp.
There needs to be serious research done into whatever psychosis it is that creates a one-to-one correlation between being a depraved sicko fuck and a loud mouth “family values” crusader.
July 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
There needs to be serious research done into whatever psychosis it is that creates a one-to-one correlation between being a depraved sicko fuck and a loud mouth “family values” crusader.
Have I been scammed?
July 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Have I been scammed?
It’s not gay if you and your bros look exactly like each other and you pretend you’re just fucking yourself.
July 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It’s not gay if you and your bros look exactly like each other and you pretend you’re just fucking yourself.
I will MOTHER FUCKING BLOCK YOU!!!
July 10, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I will MOTHER FUCKING BLOCK YOU!!!