Ryan Lavender
@reallavender.bsky.social
🍁As tall as you can be before it's weird.
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Watching #WakeUpDeadMan is making me sad because it's making me realize how good Josh Brolin would have been on Father Ted.
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December 13, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Watching #WakeUpDeadMan is making me sad because it's making me realize how good Josh Brolin would have been on Father Ted.
The "Avengers Assemble" moment for the series finale of #StrangerThings is gonna be wild.
November 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The "Avengers Assemble" moment for the series finale of #StrangerThings is gonna be wild.
Annnnd Netflix crashes the second it uploads season 5. #StrangerThings
November 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Annnnd Netflix crashes the second it uploads season 5. #StrangerThings
Free baseball! 20 innings here we come! #WorldSeries
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Free baseball! 20 innings here we come! #WorldSeries
Having Noah Reid sing the national anthem was a good choice since he knows a thing or two about winning baseball games. #SchittsCreek #BlueJays #WorldSeries #Dodgers
November 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Having Noah Reid sing the national anthem was a good choice since he knows a thing or two about winning baseball games. #SchittsCreek #BlueJays #WorldSeries #Dodgers
The #BlueJays did it to themselves: www.nytimes.com/athletic/440...
"Another element the outfielders will have to get a feel for is the actual wall. The old ones...had a lot more give to them because they weren’t anchored to the ground. These ones are, so they give less..." #WorldSeries
"Another element the outfielders will have to get a feel for is the actual wall. The old ones...had a lot more give to them because they weren’t anchored to the ground. These ones are, so they give less..." #WorldSeries
How the Blue Jays are adjusting to their new Rogers Centre outfield dimensions
"I think it's not going to be as hard as everyone thinks," says outfielder George Springer.
www.nytimes.com
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
The #BlueJays did it to themselves: www.nytimes.com/athletic/440...
"Another element the outfielders will have to get a feel for is the actual wall. The old ones...had a lot more give to them because they weren’t anchored to the ground. These ones are, so they give less..." #WorldSeries
"Another element the outfielders will have to get a feel for is the actual wall. The old ones...had a lot more give to them because they weren’t anchored to the ground. These ones are, so they give less..." #WorldSeries
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Happy Halloween 🌭
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Happy Halloween 🌭
Rogers Satellite: Text from the top of a mountain!*
*Just don't try to watch the #BlueJays WHO WE OWN in the #WorldSeries in or around Toronto.
*Just don't try to watch the #BlueJays WHO WE OWN in the #WorldSeries in or around Toronto.
October 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rogers Satellite: Text from the top of a mountain!*
*Just don't try to watch the #BlueJays WHO WE OWN in the #WorldSeries in or around Toronto.
*Just don't try to watch the #BlueJays WHO WE OWN in the #WorldSeries in or around Toronto.
Nothing like missing a run because Rogers, which owns the #BlueJays craps out. #WorldSeries
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Nothing like missing a run because Rogers, which owns the #BlueJays craps out. #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:53 AM
We've almost unlocked the secret inning where the managers have to fight to the death. #Dodgers #BlueJays #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:40 AM
We've almost unlocked the secret inning where the managers have to fight to the death. #Dodgers #BlueJays #WorldSeries
Ohtani is going to become the first player ever to get on base 16 times in a game while pitching 8 shutout innings as a reliever. #Dodgers #BlueJays #WorldSeries #ThisGameNeverEnds
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Ohtani is going to become the first player ever to get on base 16 times in a game while pitching 8 shutout innings as a reliever. #Dodgers #BlueJays #WorldSeries #ThisGameNeverEnds
When even your dog is questioning your sanity because you're still watching the same baseball game the next day. #BlueJays #Dodgers #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM
When even your dog is questioning your sanity because you're still watching the same baseball game the next day. #BlueJays #Dodgers #WorldSeries
The rapture actually did happen the other week and we are stuck in purgatory with a game that will never end. #BlueJays #Dodgers #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
The rapture actually did happen the other week and we are stuck in purgatory with a game that will never end. #BlueJays #Dodgers #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The $80 people paid to park in the #Dodgers parking lot is actually turning into a deal if you break it down by the hour now. #WorldSeries #BlueJays
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The $80 people paid to park in the #Dodgers parking lot is actually turning into a deal if you break it down by the hour now. #WorldSeries #BlueJays
Pete Walker is just calling the #BlueJays bullpen at this point to see if anyone wants to go pick up a pizza. #WorldSeries #Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Pete Walker is just calling the #BlueJays bullpen at this point to see if anyone wants to go pick up a pizza. #WorldSeries #Dodgers
Can't wait for the 21st inning stretch when they play the alternate version "Get me the f%*k out of this ballgame!" #BlueJays #Dodgers #WorldSeries
October 28, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Can't wait for the 21st inning stretch when they play the alternate version "Get me the f%*k out of this ballgame!" #BlueJays #Dodgers #WorldSeries
How many ways can you screw up running the bases? Today/tonight/tomorrow morning, the #BlueJays will attempt to perform every possible method. #WorldSeries #Dodgers
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
How many ways can you screw up running the bases? Today/tonight/tomorrow morning, the #BlueJays will attempt to perform every possible method. #WorldSeries #Dodgers
I said, I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season. Put some bucks on the #BlueJays
#ALCS #Game7 #WorldSeries
#ALCS #Game7 #WorldSeries
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I said, I wish I could go back to the beginning of the season. Put some bucks on the #BlueJays
#ALCS #Game7 #WorldSeries
#ALCS #Game7 #WorldSeries
The #BlueJays are the real winners of this Tigers / Mariners marathon of a game.
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media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The #BlueJays are the real winners of this Tigers / Mariners marathon of a game.