Larry Dallas
@reallarrydallas.bsky.social
Your go-to guy for a good deal and an even better time. I’m in the used car business, but my real talent is turning on the charm. Life’s too short not to have a little fun, right? You can usually find me at the Regal Beagle, my favorite spot to unwind.
For when the plans are too good not to share.
April 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
For when the plans are too good not to share.
April 22, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Lamaze classes are a great way to meet women.
February 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Lamaze classes are a great way to meet women.
January 31, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I just talked to my stylist. She said after one month on the Hegseth account, the commission on product alone, set her up for life. #HegsethHair
January 25, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I just talked to my stylist. She said after one month on the Hegseth account, the commission on product alone, set her up for life. #HegsethHair
Pete Hegseths hair is so flammable the department's top priority is defending against open flames #HegsethHair
January 25, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Pete Hegseths hair is so flammable the department's top priority is defending against open flames #HegsethHair
I'm starting a #gofundme to try and save up for enough hair product so I can dress up as Pete Hegseth for Halloween. #HegsethHair
January 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I'm starting a #gofundme to try and save up for enough hair product so I can dress up as Pete Hegseth for Halloween. #HegsethHair
The Strategic Petroleum Reserves only have enough oil to keep Pete's hair in place for 3 months. Drill, baby, drill! #HegsethsHair
January 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Strategic Petroleum Reserves only have enough oil to keep Pete's hair in place for 3 months. Drill, baby, drill! #HegsethsHair
At this point, Pete Hegseth’s hair might need its own drilling permit. #OilThatIs #Hegsethshair
January 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
At this point, Pete Hegseth’s hair might need its own drilling permit. #OilThatIs #Hegsethshair
When it comes to national defense, there's nothing more reassuring than knowing a problem drinker with a hair-gel addiction is in charge.
January 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
When it comes to national defense, there's nothing more reassuring than knowing a problem drinker with a hair-gel addiction is in charge.
Waiting for all the uneducated Trump supporters who love to claim they 'back the blue' to flood social media with outrage over the release of the six men who assaulted Officer Hodges.
January 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Waiting for all the uneducated Trump supporters who love to claim they 'back the blue' to flood social media with outrage over the release of the six men who assaulted Officer Hodges.
My litmus tests for DOGE are simple: If it allows any spending to rename international bodies of water, it’s a fail. If it doesn’t put an end to penny production, it’s a fail. And if it keeps co-leaders instead of having one clear leader, it’s a fail.
January 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My litmus tests for DOGE are simple: If it allows any spending to rename international bodies of water, it’s a fail. If it doesn’t put an end to penny production, it’s a fail. And if it keeps co-leaders instead of having one clear leader, it’s a fail.
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My annual advice on how to navigate angry arguments during holiday dinners.
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November 27, 2024 at 9:59 PM
My annual advice on how to navigate angry arguments during holiday dinners.
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