Was Bruce wondering the same thing about how the club missed his option from expiring? Or is ODB just cleaning house and Chris Leitch got tired of being Arena’s Swingline? While he duly served the club as a player / coach / GM for 17 years, it has not come with much in the way of sporting success.

Loving this tool, is there a plan to have it update weekly so we can see how Matchday 7 impacted things?

the porcelain throne, shitposting

* “Matchday” - a term used by the league’s media that I will never warm to, there have been years where Opening Day was one day, more often the weekend, but on occasion also encompasses an initial showcase match…though I don’t remember why the Timbers’ 2012 opener vs the Union was on a Monday night.

I went a bit overboard and created this gSheet covering every MLS Opening Matchday(*) since the inaugural year, covering various other stats like the number of draws and red cards issued. 2021 is a real outlier as it featured neither!

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

Lots of attacking talent coming in and being moved around, but there is likely more to it than that, where does five draws, with two being 0-0 fit in?

Comes in three varieties - MAGA orange, classic, and techbro.

I would have loved the deal to have happened. We still have Earl Edwards who we just got from NER, as well as JT, though the club didn't pick up his option, but no indications of that yet on JT's IG...with the Emi deal not going through, I can't see the Quakes also keeping JT.

Keerist, is her profile photo AI- generated? DONE. No time for Wu.

…he had flood insurance which none of his neighbors thought to purchase and seemed sanguine about his coverage coming through. If only I shared his faith in thee insurance syscam…

it’s better to respond here later than never but may at some point archive org community your transfers…

(2/2) For the love of whatever you value, pls pick another phrase or word less mired in corporate PR-speak to express how you want us to want you to feel about it. “Pretty stoked” is bad too, unless you’re joining the Detroit Pistons.

So what’s this I hear about the fediverse? I still (nominally) use irc, and would live to see what netsplits look like in this realm…