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Season 43, Episode 29, of “Billionaires Killing Off Poor People”
November 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Season 43, Episode 29, of “Billionaires Killing Off Poor People”
This is an oxymoron.
November 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This is an oxymoron.
The current SCOTUS rescuing the world economy from Trumponomics was only on 2 of my 10 bingo cards.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The current SCOTUS rescuing the world economy from Trumponomics was only on 2 of my 10 bingo cards.
And this is why we can’t have nice things.
November 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
And this is why we can’t have nice things.
Do you mean imposters, not really affiliated with ICE?
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Do you mean imposters, not really affiliated with ICE?
Meanwhile at Caligulardo …
November 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Meanwhile at Caligulardo …
BREAKING: Homegrown Terrorist strikes East Wing of White House
October 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
BREAKING: Homegrown Terrorist strikes East Wing of White House
I wonder how much Trump personally pocketed from this one.
October 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I wonder how much Trump personally pocketed from this one.
I’m surprised they didn’t say this was an ANTIFA construction crew attacking the White House?
October 21, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I’m surprised they didn’t say this was an ANTIFA construction crew attacking the White House?
And I thought “Left Lane Closed Ahead” was bad.
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
And I thought “Left Lane Closed Ahead” was bad.
Finally! Trump targets an actual criminal in a strike.
October 19, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Finally! Trump targets an actual criminal in a strike.
Well that’s gonna totally fuck up the plan.
October 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Well that’s gonna totally fuck up the plan.
“Chill out, Dad! Cool it with the drug boat explosions!”
October 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
“Chill out, Dad! Cool it with the drug boat explosions!”
This is beginning to look not very Nobel-worthy.
October 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This is beginning to look not very Nobel-worthy.
Turns out all you have to do for Trump to forgive your student loans is to commit atrocities.
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Turns out all you have to do for Trump to forgive your student loans is to commit atrocities.
Why is Trump so pro-Hamas? We should look at deporting him.
October 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Why is Trump so pro-Hamas? We should look at deporting him.
We might be bombing Norway this weekend, y’all.
October 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We might be bombing Norway this weekend, y’all.
I’m beginning to think The Wall is going to be less about keeping others out and more about keeping us in.
October 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m beginning to think The Wall is going to be less about keeping others out and more about keeping us in.
Turns out screwing vulnerable people out of health care actually *costs* us money.
October 9, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Turns out screwing vulnerable people out of health care actually *costs* us money.
Move over, Freud. It will now forever be known as the Cruzian Slip.
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Move over, Freud. It will now forever be known as the Cruzian Slip.
