if you do nothing else with your life, watch this video for this still alone.

not that any self-respecting sapient breakfast cereal wants to find any part of doug ford relatable, ever, but uh. come on just look at his face.

i got u 🤝

this is so hard

losing my shit daily @ pals back home in the states. 'weh weh i just can't follow the news anymore, it's too depressing.' is it? is it depressing for you, tiffany??

no fucking shit, this is what i’ve been saying for months now.

i wish i could meet jk rowling in person just once in my life so i could look her in the eye and ask her, in person, how she can live with herself. i mean, i'm sure she'll respond with some glib retort that will do numbers on the technofascism app, but i want to hear it for myself.

oh my god.

lmao well in that case, i did make this one a few days ago.

is this anything

“it was an awkward gesture” it’s the same goddamn nazi salute you cryptofascist bootlickers

and on that day i will throw a party. i hate parties and i'll still throw one.

huh that sounds so familiar to me for some reason.

it feels thematically appropriate to me that we lost one legend when trump won the 2016 election (leonard cohen), and now have lost another while in the shadow of his second inauguration. RIP david lynch, i hope god gives you a good explanation for all this shit.

christening this account with a photo of mr. frederick bird, my bourke's parakeet.