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(2/2) Based on the trial court’s ruling, there are no set of facts in which the statute is constitutional.

It’s unnecessary to address the as-applied challenge in that case, right? That’s where I’m confused.
February 14, 2026 at 2:35 PM
(1/2) The CCA states that “the trial court entered an order declaring the contractor fraud statute ‘vague on its face’ because ‘[t]he phrase 'substantial portion' has no clear meaning to ordinary people.’”
February 14, 2026 at 2:32 PM
@danielahorwitz.bsky.social The trial court dismissed the case ruling the statute facially unconstitutional, yet the Court of Criminal Appeals reversed based on its (erroneous) conclusion that the trial court ruled that it was unconstitutional “as applied”. 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Am I missing something?
February 14, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Greg Abbott is just jealous that he can’t roller skate. 🛼
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 AM
Who wears the same pair of jeans while illegally raiding body shops, skiing, and going to church?

ICE agents. #FuckICE #ICESkisInTheirJeans #Trash
February 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Trump said it’s just locker room banter…
January 17, 2026 at 7:27 AM
@donaldjtrump-maga.bsky.social looks like he’s spreading his legs too!
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Unidentifiable, broken object #1:
a man stands at a podium with a united states of america seal on it
ALT: a man stands at a podium with a united states of america seal on it
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December 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
For some weird reason, this is all I can think of when I saw Ron Paul and his flashing, strange… almost trance-like…coo…ehhhh… weird lasers.
November 30, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I think he meant it was just the “juh-uhs”, right? Like almost. No harm, no foul. 👀
November 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The numismatist in me hopes it’s a colorized coin… NOT!
November 17, 2025 at 5:40 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:31 AM
The problem is, you won’t know which way he is headed…🤷‍♂️
a man in a suit and tie with an arrow pointing up
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with an arrow pointing up
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November 8, 2025 at 6:24 AM
@danielahorwitz.bsky.social I don’t think the Sumner County Commission fully understands delegation of powers (and its potentially binding effect)… 🤷‍♂️
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Oh yeah, this penis is not obscene!
October 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
1. This penis clearly does not appeal to the prurient interest.

2. This penis does not depict or describe sexual conduct in a patently offensive way (or any other way for that matter).

3. This penis has serious political value.
October 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The defense should 💯 percent file an MIL, excluding any evidence that a person, teacher, student, or some other dumb asshole “perceived” this to be a threat. 🙄
October 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Trumpers: “Adolf who?”
September 4, 2025 at 6:51 AM