Donnie & Jeff
@realjeffreyepstein.bsky.social
De president van de Verenigde Staten liet me vermoorden om zijn verkrachting van een 14-jarig meisje dat op zijn dochter leek te verdoezelen. Ik hou van parachutespringen, strandwandelingen en mannen die niet bang zijn om te huilen.
I don't think I want the third guy there either. Remove him and plant some trees.
June 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I don't think I want the third guy there either. Remove him and plant some trees.
Excellent point.
June 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Excellent point.
Kewl. My issue: That slogan doesn't apply to rape.
June 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Kewl. My issue: That slogan doesn't apply to rape.
I don't blame Sudan for issuing that warning against the US. Everything fits.
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I don't blame Sudan for issuing that warning against the US. Everything fits.
Eh, you might have a bad time if you try that. I'm pretty sure there are some wannabe-rambos hanging out just waiting for the opportunity. And they know they will be pardoned for their actions.
May 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Eh, you might have a bad time if you try that. I'm pretty sure there are some wannabe-rambos hanging out just waiting for the opportunity. And they know they will be pardoned for their actions.
They won't understand. They haven't read any of the books or documents that they pretend to stand for.
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
They won't understand. They haven't read any of the books or documents that they pretend to stand for.
I am trying to imagine a reality where this isn't reality. I am failing.
May 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I am trying to imagine a reality where this isn't reality. I am failing.
Well, killing innocent dogs, at least. Her face looks like my street after six months of snow plowing.
May 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Well, killing innocent dogs, at least. Her face looks like my street after six months of snow plowing.
As true today as it was when that cartoon was drawn.
May 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
As true today as it was when that cartoon was drawn.
Yeah. Cruelty is the point with this admin. Apparently she didn't kill enough puppies. Lesson learned!
May 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Yeah. Cruelty is the point with this admin. Apparently she didn't kill enough puppies. Lesson learned!
He did it in French? Damn, I had no chance. 🙂
May 21, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He did it in French? Damn, I had no chance. 🙂
Great story. I tried the same thing with a girlfriend, but couldn't pull it off. I guess that's why we're not married. 🙂
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Great story. I tried the same thing with a girlfriend, but couldn't pull it off. I guess that's why we're not married. 🙂
Very nice. It reminds you of how beautiful language can be. 👍
May 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Very nice. It reminds you of how beautiful language can be. 👍
Wow. I never thought I'd see my grandmother again.
May 21, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Wow. I never thought I'd see my grandmother again.
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Wow. I hope Carvana puts it at the top of the vending machine tower.
May 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Wow. I hope Carvana puts it at the top of the vending machine tower.
Is NOAA warning people?
May 21, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Is NOAA warning people?
I could see that. Her being told, "If you want to be MAGA, shoot your dog".
May 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I could see that. Her being told, "If you want to be MAGA, shoot your dog".
I need to make sense of this. It's the only way I can make sense of this.
May 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I need to make sense of this. It's the only way I can make sense of this.
Have they smoothed the edges on the hood? Asking for seven of my fingers.
May 21, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Have they smoothed the edges on the hood? Asking for seven of my fingers.
If you are talking about your personal life, unplug and deal with it. Online, fuck it.
May 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
If you are talking about your personal life, unplug and deal with it. Online, fuck it.
Good question! I think it had more to do with skinned up knees and salty lips. At least, that's the one Congress had to answer "Yes" to.
May 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Good question! I think it had more to do with skinned up knees and salty lips. At least, that's the one Congress had to answer "Yes" to.
"Yes I understand, that every life must end, oh, ahh..."
May 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
"Yes I understand, that every life must end, oh, ahh..."