Now that the #bigbeautifulbill has passed the senate has released the top secret, triple extra important amendment in the bill that states: every US citizen has the right to pull down President Trumps pants AND UNDERWEAR and spank his bare back, butt and balls. #thisisthebeginningoftheend

Wrote a little something to my guidette 🇮🇹❤️ @suraaah.bsky.social Stay golden baby girl

-from your Jack Hank

Call that pussy silly puddy the way it fart when you stick ur finger in

I like my women the way I like my bread. Bananas with nuts.

Call this pussy gas, cause it stay fartin

Tongue kissed your mom, now my breath smells like my balls

Pray for me. I’m not sick or anything, just like a little in-real-life XP boost sometimes.

Smoked a blunt with Drake and woke up in Roku City