HalfManHalfBurrata 🌴🥥
@realhumanperson.bsky.social
I got my thoroughest girl with me. I also got my thoroughest pup with me, but you already knew that. Into ranting about all things, but especially politics and DC local shenanigans. I sold Bourbon to JoePa once.
This is why America no longer trusts experts.
January 22, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This is why America no longer trusts experts.
Feels like the pols in question are counting on that cliff coming sometime after they’re gone & in cushy consultant gigs 🤷♂️
June 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Feels like the pols in question are counting on that cliff coming sometime after they’re gone & in cushy consultant gigs 🤷♂️
Comedy is dead
February 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Comedy is dead
A rare win for the good guys!
February 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A rare win for the good guys!
Is it realistic that DOJ attorneys be threatened w disbarment when considering repercussions for continually arguing known untruths & for the Executive not acknowledging Judicial order?
February 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Is it realistic that DOJ attorneys be threatened w disbarment when considering repercussions for continually arguing known untruths & for the Executive not acknowledging Judicial order?
This is a silly goose post
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This is a silly goose post
Deeply unserious group of people
February 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Deeply unserious group of people
You’re telling me that isn’t a manipulated photo of Jay Leno?
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 AM
You’re telling me that isn’t a manipulated photo of Jay Leno?
Congressional Dems need to deputize a bunch of summer camp interns of their own to get shit done.
February 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Congressional Dems need to deputize a bunch of summer camp interns of their own to get shit done.
Not only should they not be invited back, the host should keep a running list of who and why they were blackballed.
February 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Not only should they not be invited back, the host should keep a running list of who and why they were blackballed.
Why wasn’t NBC4 Washington there covering the situation live? Only CSPAN had live feed. CNN cut in for a moment, but then bounced to more punditry.
February 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Why wasn’t NBC4 Washington there covering the situation live? Only CSPAN had live feed. CNN cut in for a moment, but then bounced to more punditry.
To be fair, it does seem like no prior admin had considered “do what we want bc no one will stop us”.
February 4, 2025 at 12:58 AM
To be fair, it does seem like no prior admin had considered “do what we want bc no one will stop us”.
Evergreen skeet
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Evergreen skeet
Nothing could’ve prepared me for where that went
January 31, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Nothing could’ve prepared me for where that went
One and done is my preference these days. Unless the newly RTOd workers get snow days now, then let it snow let it snow let it snow
January 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
One and done is my preference these days. Unless the newly RTOd workers get snow days now, then let it snow let it snow let it snow
Waiting for Pritzker to be the only Dem not named AOC to step up
January 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Waiting for Pritzker to be the only Dem not named AOC to step up
Ominous announcement with the least ominous gif
January 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Ominous announcement with the least ominous gif
Hard agree, but it’s prob worth noting that it already *was* state run social media, just not for the US.
January 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Hard agree, but it’s prob worth noting that it already *was* state run social media, just not for the US.