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This Phoenix has risen and I’m saying BYE ASHES 🔥
Angie’s suit man. Bronwyn’s gout dick. Britani’s high body count hair. Gizelle’s hot box. Karen’s ‘Blue Eyes’. Faye Resnick’s moral corruption. Louis Vuitton’s mistakes. Alexis’ Jesus jugs. Luann’s manly voice. Adrienne’s Maloof hoof. Sheree’s fashion show with no fashions. #RHOSLC ❄️
October 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Angie’s suit man. Bronwyn’s gout dick. Britani’s high body count hair. Gizelle’s hot box. Karen’s ‘Blue Eyes’. Faye Resnick’s moral corruption. Louis Vuitton’s mistakes. Alexis’ Jesus jugs. Luann’s manly voice. Adrienne’s Maloof hoof. Sheree’s fashion show with no fashions. #RHOSLC ❄️
August 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
August 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
My first episode rankings of #RHOLDN ☂️ ☕️:
1. Nessie (anyone who can bake cakes like that will always be high with me)
2. Amanda (her house is perfection)
3. The Dentist
4. Juliet (the Anne Boleyn confessional look)
5. Karen (seemed to have a soft spot for Margaret Thatcher)
6. Panthea
1. Nessie (anyone who can bake cakes like that will always be high with me)
2. Amanda (her house is perfection)
3. The Dentist
4. Juliet (the Anne Boleyn confessional look)
5. Karen (seemed to have a soft spot for Margaret Thatcher)
6. Panthea
August 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
My first episode rankings of #RHOLDN ☂️ ☕️:
1. Nessie (anyone who can bake cakes like that will always be high with me)
2. Amanda (her house is perfection)
3. The Dentist
4. Juliet (the Anne Boleyn confessional look)
5. Karen (seemed to have a soft spot for Margaret Thatcher)
6. Panthea
1. Nessie (anyone who can bake cakes like that will always be high with me)
2. Amanda (her house is perfection)
3. The Dentist
4. Juliet (the Anne Boleyn confessional look)
5. Karen (seemed to have a soft spot for Margaret Thatcher)
6. Panthea
My favourite Doctor and Companion.
August 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My favourite Doctor and Companion.
Slight divergence from housewives….but please can we pay our respects with a minute silence to the true winner of this season of #TheTraitors 🗡️
January 25, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Slight divergence from housewives….but please can we pay our respects with a minute silence to the true winner of this season of #TheTraitors 🗡️
November 25, 2024 at 7:57 PM
I’ve just binge watched the whole of the #RHODC 🏛️ and please can we agree that this was an epic debut season and it is a shame they didn’t make any more?! #JusticeforDC
November 19, 2024 at 7:25 PM
I’ve just binge watched the whole of the #RHODC 🏛️ and please can we agree that this was an epic debut season and it is a shame they didn’t make any more?! #JusticeforDC
Introduce yourself with four TV shows.
November 19, 2024 at 5:17 PM
Introduce yourself with four TV shows.
Quote with your favourite Real Housewives.
November 19, 2024 at 5:13 PM
Quote with your favourite Real Housewives.
