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actual heathcliff comics
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real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan.
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realheathcliffs.bsky.social
10 Nov 2025
Heathcliff stands in the dog pound lighting several candles as a wide assortment of dogs sit behind bars, completely calm. Two dog pound employees watch from the door, and one says "He keeps them calm with butt-scented candles."
November 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
09 Nov 2025
Heathcliff and his girlfriend Sonja walk arm in arm across the garbage can-lined streets of Westfinster. Suddenly, they kiss, and the romance of the kiss causes all of the garbage can lids to spontaneously blow off and fly into the air. As they walk away, an owl comments "What a kiss." The Kitty Korner reads "Aiden Moriarty of Holyoke, MA, says his cat 'Pete' after like a tough guy, but he loves to be carried like a baby!"
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
08 Nov 2025
Heathcliff sits, smiling, on top of an overturned garbage can, a fish skeleton in his mouth. Two raccoons watch him with admiration, and one says "The garbage night GOAT."
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
07 Nov 2025
Heathcliff, wearing sunglasses, drives in a souped up Batmobile-like car painted Heathcliff orange and designed to look like him. He's pursuing a mouse, who's riding in a tiny car made of a block of cheese. Two cops watch the car chase from the side of the road, and one says "He's on the job."
November 7, 2025 at 6:50 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
06 Nov 2025
Grandpa Nutmeg walks down the sidewalk with Heathcliff perched atop his head, both of them with stoic faces. A couple watch the duo past, and one of them says "I only know him as the 'Heathcliff on his head guy.'"
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
05 Nov 2025
Three tiny apes walk down the street in the manner of the Garbage Ape, bouncing a trash can on top of their small heads. A crowd of three cats cheer as they watch them approach. Two owls watch the entire scene, and one says "Garbage apelings."
November 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
04 Nov 2025
Heathcliff pounces down from high up, headed for a fish in a fishbowl. The fish says "I wish I didn't look so tasty."
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
03 Nov 2025
Heathcliff stands next to a smiling chihuahua on his front sidewalk, breathing a column of flame into the air as a few birds scatter. Grandma Nutmeg and her friend watch from their window, and Grandma says "I don't like him hanging out with that fire-breathing chihuahua."
November 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
02 Nov 2025
Iggy is having trouble raking the leaves in his backyard. Heathcliff, dressed in wizard robes and holding a wand, levitates all the leaves in the air and smashes them down into their neighbor's fenced-in yard, coating him in a leaf pile. As Heathcliff walks away, Iggy says "The new neighbor is a dog person." The Kitty Korner reads "Stephen Butler of Savannah, GA, says his cat 'Quest' is his best friend around. Whenever they've been apart, Quest is so happy to see him!"
November 2, 2025 at 6:50 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
01 Nov 2025
Heathcliff walks down the sidewalk with a small fishbowl perched atop his head. The fish inside the bowl says "Bro." They're passing by a man with a similar fishbowl on his head sitting on a bench with his wife. The man's fish says "Dude", and the man says "I've always wanted one of those."
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
31 Oct 2025
Heathcliff walks up to a stand labeled "Headless Hot Dogs" and grabs a hot dog from a dullahan with a jack o lantern for a head, dressed in a polo shirt and holding a pair of tongs like any normal hot dog cart employee. Iggy and a friend watch the transaction, and Iggy says "His favorite spot."
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
30 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and Batman stand on top of a city rooftop next to the Bat-Signal, which is shining into the night sky. An embarrassed Dracula stands next to them and says "Sorry. I thought it was for me."
October 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
29 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and a few other cats loudly celebrate on the sidewalk on a clear night as several sentient purple blobs slither down the street, looking forward with vacant stares. Two owls watch from a tree, and one of them says "The annual blob migration."
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
28 Oct 2025
Heathcliff sits at a beef cider stand, which is like a lemonade stand but he's selling beef cider. Dracula, holding a glass of the stuff, casually talks to Frankenstein's Monster, saying "My doctor told me to cut down on blood."
October 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
27 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and Iggy face a graveyard with several ghosts flying in the sky, all of them saying "Bro". Iggy says "It's way worse than 'Boo.'"
October 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
26 Oct 2025
Heathcliff worriedly walks down the street surrounded by a ludicrous number of ghosts, walking into a pizza restaurant. He walks out with a stack of pizzas, the ghosts following. Two pizza place employees say "The haunted pepperoni is popular." The Kitty Korner reads "Dallas and Natalie Oliver of Oakland, CA, say their cat 'Minnie' was adopted at 15.5 years old but is so youthful they nicknamed her 'Babycat'!"
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
25 Oct 2025
Heathcliff runs away from the fish market holding a large tuna. The manager behind the counter is incensed, while another employee casually says "Grand theft tuna."
October 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
24 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and his convict father Pops walk out of a yoga studio holding yoga mats. The sign on the window of the studio says "Gangster Yoga". Two women watch them leave from the entrance, and one says "It's catching on."
October 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
23 Oct 2025
Heathcliff loudly blows an airhorn, startling Grandma Nutmeg's friend, who's sitting with Grandma in chairs in their living room. Grandma Nutmeg casually says "He uses the airhorn when he's happy."
October 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
22 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and a dog catcher stand in a suburban neighborhood as several chihuahuas walk around in Halloween costumes- a witch hat, a wizard hat, a vampire cape, et cetera. The dog catcher says "We're ready for chihuahuaween."
October 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
21 Oct 2025
Heathcliff walks out of his house as a trio of birds cheerily swear, yelling profanities out into the street. Grandma and Grandpa Nutmeg watch out of their window, and Grandma says "I like it better when they sing."
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
20 Oct 2025
Heathcliff stands in front of a yard with a sign that reads Beware of Duck, with a polite-looking duck standing next to it. The house's owner leans out of his window and says "I'm allergic to dogs."
October 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
19 Oct 2025
A fish monger walks out of the fish market holding a box of fresh fish. Another employee says "Look out!" as a black cat crosses his path, and says "That's bad luck, boss." Heathcliff approaches and, with a WHOMP, knocks the fishmonger down and steals the fish. Heathcliff and the black cat happily walk away holding the fish as the employee says , "That's even worse." The Kitty Korner reads "Joseph Venuto of Philadelphia, PA, says his cat 'Purrogi' likes to sit on the TV remote so no one can change the channel!"
October 19, 2025 at 7:10 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
18 Oct 2025
Heathcliff blows a bunch of mice out of his house with a leaf blower. Grandpa Nutmeg watches with a neighbor, and says "It's also used for leaves."
October 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
realheathcliffs.bsky.social
17 Oct 2025
Heathcliff and a robot happily walk side by side down the street. A man walking his dog pauses to see them pass, and says to the dog "I'm glad you're man's best friend."
October 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM