Gul Dukat
@realguldukat.bsky.social
45th President of the United Federation of Planets
I am pleased to announce that ground has been broken on refitting the Enterprise. The Enterprise is being fully modernized as part of this process & will be more beautiful than ever when it is complete! I am honored to be the President to finally get underway #StarTrek #Sisko197
October 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Temporal Magazine wrote a relatively good story about me, but the picture may be the Worst of All Time. They “disappeared” my hair, and then had something floating on top of my head that looked like a floating crown, but an extremely small one. Really weird! #StarTrek #Sisko197
October 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I’m looking at the large amount of Latinum owed by the Maquis, after the Election, and the fact that they admit to paying, probably illegally, singer Vic Fontaine for an ENDORSEMENT (he never sang, not one note, and deactivated to a booing and angry audience!) #StarTrek #Sisko197
July 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. If you are upset about a female Jem'Hadar in the 32nd Century, you understood the Jem'Hadar storyline like a Pakled. This is the logical progression from where we left them & the Dominion. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #StarTrek #Sisko197
July 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I have been speaking to Slug-o-Cola about using REAL Kabrel fungal algae in Slug-o in the Alpha Quadrant and they have agreed to do so. I’d like to thank all of those in authority at Slug-o. This will be a very good move by them - You’ll see. It’s just better! #StarTrek #Sisko197
July 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
July 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Because of the fact that Lieutenant Sylvia Tilly is not in the best interests of our Great Quadrant, I am giving serious consideration to taking away her Federation Citizenship. She is a Threat to Humanoid life, and should be deported. PAH-WRAITHS BLESS US! #StarTrek #Sisko197
July 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I apologize for the long wait on the Pah Wraith Leaders Temporal Cold War Call. Aditya Sahil ought to get his act together. Please pass along the word to the thousands of cultists throughout the timeline who are there. We’ll use the Suliban the next time. #StarTrek #Sisko197
June 30, 2025 at 6:51 PM
ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS: If Minister Edon Shakaar, of the Bajoran Government & Vedek Antos Bareil, of the Vedek Assembly can’t do their jobs, which everyone knows they can’t, then the Jem'Hadar will step in & solve the problem the way it should be solved!!! #StarTrek #Sisko197
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
April 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
April 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
April 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
ATTENTION LOUISIANA WORKERS: On Saturday March 29th report to your designated polling station and VOTE NO on all amendments. These lazy deceptions are worthy only of a Ferengi and are an insult to artfully woven Cardassian fictions. #StarTrek #GeauxVote #Louisiana #NoOn2 #nola
March 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
ATTENTION LOUISIANA WORKERS: On Saturday March 29th report to your designated polling station and VOTE NO on all amendments. These lazy deceptions are worthy only of a Ferengi and are an insult to artfully woven Cardassian fictions. #StarTrek #GeauxVote #Louisiana #NoOn2 #nola
