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realfrootjuice.bsky.social
@realfrootjuice.bsky.social
I used to follow some great niche analysts for my favorite sports teams. Majorly miss them since coming over here.
June 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Fellas, is it gay to make valuable contributions to society?
June 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
It's a little unclear who the hand on the right side of the book belongs to.
June 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Alt text: An elderly Jewish man attempts to politely turn down a Mormon missionary as a giant man in a toga prepares to clap his hands.
June 3, 2025 at 9:37 PM
What happened now?
May 30, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You have to DM me if you're a cop.
May 30, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Kind of ironic that the zero sum mindset is resulting in a negative sum.
May 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Really going out on a limb there.
May 22, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Bleeding Hearts IRL when?
April 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Defund the Police was the pillow that allowed them to smother the popular Police Reform in the cradle.
April 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The stock market is the beer aisle at a clean grocery store where companies raise some money for a fun night of Capex.

The bond market is the dealer feeding the federal government's unstoppable smack habit of deficit spending.
April 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I was ready for a Seinfeld reference.
April 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
That music video, though.
April 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ah, you see I wanted to lose this election, because of reasons *gestures vaguely*
April 2, 2025 at 1:32 PM
And what happened to all the save or die effects? How are you supposed to have gumption if you've never lost a five year old character to a failed roll?
April 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Getting your Silmarili on.
March 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
When I was a kid, I spent hours poring over the Command and Conquer manuals. I'd even draw my own versions for a hypothetical sequel. The lore was so cool.
March 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
The Maritime provinces probably should be one province, though.
March 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
9. PEI shouldn't even be its own province.
March 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Teams love to mix up "starting LT" with "LT we want to be starting."
March 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sell then to Liberals who will wear them ironically.
March 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Weeping with jealousy is such a natural look for him.
March 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You can't be the Joker. He's already president.
March 6, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Keep this safe. Florida Ws are rare.
March 4, 2025 at 10:28 PM