I'm still trying to get into consistent posting on here.

Anyway, my next book, Freddy's Fire Safety Guide, is now available for pre-order on my website,

realewrites.com/product/fred...

I get people like to go after low-hanging fruit and make fun of Marvel fans, but is it really bad for people to find enjoyment in this increasingly bleak world?

Anyway, this is truly the best casting news for Avengers Doomsday so far

**every television writers room ever**

"How can we organically establish that a scene is taking place in New York City?"

"We can show the skyline or the Statue of Liberty?"

"Nah, too obvious."

"Show someone eating a pizza or arguing which pizza place is the best?"

"Dammit, that's brilliant!"

**aggressively searches "D'Angelo's cheesesteak King of Prussia" after watching Daredevil Born Again**

Just want to remind everyone that Cree Summer is a national treasure

Hey - did you know I'm on a billboard for La Salle University?

Imagine if you worked for the #Severance company and tried to tattoo a message on yourself for your innie thinking they couldn't do anything about it but then Milkshake comes at you with one of these bad boys

With Cobra Kai done, I would like to revisit my original idea for a similar series concept but for the Mean Girls franchise. The story would follow Regina George's daughter who is getting bullied by Cady's daughter, so Regina helps her build her confidence by teaching her how to be a Plastic.

Still convinced Severance is about clones

Idk about yall but I'm excited for my social media feeds to be filled with people who make "hating superhero movies" their entire personality for the next several weeks

Drake rn:

Hey if anybody in the greater Philadelphia area happens to see me on one of the La Salle University billboards, please let me know where. I've been trying to get a selfie with one

Ready for Sunday @philadelphiaeagles.bsky.social

I will not rest until Nicolas Cage is on Bluesky

I'm bringing back MySpace