Emperor J. A. Norton I
@realemperornorton.bsky.social
Your Emperor, returned from the dead to rule with justice over my wonderful subjects. If you're going to have an insane leader, he might as well be benevolently insane!
My administration has plans to employ a corps of moms, aunties, and other similar persons for this very purpose
March 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My administration has plans to employ a corps of moms, aunties, and other similar persons for this very purpose
Members of my Parliament (other than the members of Parliament Funkadelic, who serve by my appointment) will be elected by a Ranked Choice vote. Election Day is a national holiday, and everyone will be able to vote online or by mail.
March 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Members of my Parliament (other than the members of Parliament Funkadelic, who serve by my appointment) will be elected by a Ranked Choice vote. Election Day is a national holiday, and everyone will be able to vote online or by mail.
The backpacks will feature high-visibility reflective tape for the squirrels' safety. The program may be expanded to marmots at a later date.
March 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The backpacks will feature high-visibility reflective tape for the squirrels' safety. The program may be expanded to marmots at a later date.