when tiktok gets too overwhelming I come to bluesky— where I only follow my friends, ken jennings, and a muppets fan account— to reset

1.5 years since leaving the private sector and I miss corporate buzzwords ngl. found out recently nobody knows what a KPI is here and almost threw up.

You know you killed the workout when you come out w/ the lydia deetz bangs

miserable. wish I was gaming.

narduwar and eric andre are the only two people who have truly matched each others freak imo

I think it’s time we admit that the “I just won’t have kids and won’t take action because we’re doomed” climate take sucks. there are lots of kids that already exist!! you’re just selfish and it’s weird!!!!

Thinking about just slowly posting the Twitter archive I downloaded before I abandoned ship back in 2022.