J. C. Draft
realdraft.bsky.social
J. C. Draft
@realdraft.bsky.social
They should make an all-white remake of Past Lives, except at the end, they still inexplicably speak Korean.
July 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Truman Show Never Ended
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April 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The fuck is even the point of the Onion anymore man
March 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I want to direct a cologne ad that's completely generic for the first half and then followed by the half-naked guy drinking the entire bottle while the camera slowly zooms in.
March 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Pretentious morons like me think they're creating "art" when masterpieces like this exist.
March 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
If you're not having sex with me, you're having sex against me.
February 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Europe might be revitalised with all the American refugees we're gonna get in the next 4 years.
February 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Going back in time and stopping Nobusuke Kishi from killing a student in 1960 by telling him that his grandson is gonna be quickscoped by a gunpla.
February 16, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The Final Years of O.J. Simpson
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February 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Me when I have a man in me:
February 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I can not think of any reason to unread and e-mail other than to be passive aggressive, and if that is it's intended purpose, then God bless.
February 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Relax Thanos, it's called Stark humor *dies in Avengers: Endgame at 2:33:50*
February 5, 2025 at 11:41 AM
When is Murder Justified?
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January 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
New vid tomorrow
January 30, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Changed my channel name to J. C. Draft so you can actually find it without sorting through pages of football game gacha shit. This will hopefully fix that, unless they add Jesus Christ to fifa.
January 26, 2025 at 6:23 AM
I hope my funeral is filmed, so it can be edited like a Bollywood film
January 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The only ceremony that I would put into the presidential inauguration would be a symbolic passing of the torch through the process of the former and current president sucking each other off. This would be a sobering moment that would bring all of us together I think.
January 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
He can't even do a Hitler salute properly? Why is he making that face? The richest man is doing a sieg heil at a Presidential inauguration and all I feel is cringe. This is how modern fascism works, no Holocaust necessary if they make us kill ourselves first due to embarrassment.
January 20, 2025 at 10:45 PM
X-son or Rednote daughter? (Both are gay and homophobic)
January 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
My blud Big James finally going to the great peanut farm in the sky. Rest in power king. ✊️✊️
December 30, 2024 at 6:11 PM