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Definitely for sale. 🤣🤣🤣
It’s the perfect oven! #DOGE
January 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Been busy #DOGEing around salivating over how much Social Security and Veteran Health services to efficianize. That’s the #DOGE guarantee!
December 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
#CHODE I mead #DOGE!
December 1, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Hell yeah! We just efficiently slashed, like less than 1% of the federal budget! Suck on that @pbs.org.web.brid.gy
Y’all got #DOGE
November 23, 2024 at 5:06 AM
What’s #DOGE with you?
November 17, 2024 at 1:14 AM
You guys like how I #DOGE the Mike Tyson fight on Netflix? That’s the kind of efficiency we’re bringing to the table. #YALLGOTDOGE
November 16, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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What a week. Having 1.75 light beers and am grateful. Thank you for supporting big dumb ideas. Thank you for supporting The Onion.
November 16, 2024 at 3:34 AM
It’s the #DOGE way to move onto the afterlife!
A frustrating thing for me right now is the media narrative that RFK Jr is just an “anti-vaxxer” when he has said so many crazy things about other stuff over the years. We compiled 10 nutty clips on various topics, which still barely scratches the surface. open.substack.com/pub/meidasto...
'Viruses Are Our Friend'— 10 Off the Wall Video Clips from RFK Jr. Resurface on Bluesky
Past comments include denying AIDS and calling vaccinated children "damaged"
open.substack.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Who’s ready to #DOGE?

Sneeze guards on the Congress cafeteria? #DOGE

Triple ply toilet paper in Congress bathrooms? #DOGE

Just a few examples of what we got planned at #DOGE
November 15, 2024 at 8:07 PM
What can I #DOGE for you today?
November 15, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Listen, we all know that businesses are more successful and efficient when they have two co-managers. Look at Dunder Mifflin Paper Company, TGS on NBC, the city of Pawnee after it incorporated Eagleton. #DOGE #DOGECITY
November 15, 2024 at 3:23 AM
I just pooped and peed at the same time. PEAK EFFICIENCY! #DOGE.
November 15, 2024 at 2:26 AM
You’re more than welcome over here Stephen King.
November 15, 2024 at 2:00 AM
How do you do, fellow Blueskys. #DOGE
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM