Derek Dahlsad
@realderekdahlsad.bsky.social
Filmmaker, webdesigner, creative, in MN. I am here begrudgingly because there's interesting people, but I'm very suspicious of Bluesky's ownership and operation, so I probably won't post much. On Mastodon at https://mefi.social/@RealDerekDahlsad
FIFA: Represents a sport where touching the ball with your hands is a foul
FIFA: Big trophy of hands touching the ball
FIFA: Big trophy of hands touching the ball
December 5, 2025 at 8:23 PM
FIFA: Represents a sport where touching the ball with your hands is a foul
FIFA: Big trophy of hands touching the ball
FIFA: Big trophy of hands touching the ball
Yeah, that's my existential crisis about bisexuality -- the response is either "that's not a thing, everybody's like that" or "you're gay when you're with someone of the opposite sex, and straight if you're with the same sex, there's no in between, pick a side". Okay, thank you expert.
December 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Yeah, that's my existential crisis about bisexuality -- the response is either "that's not a thing, everybody's like that" or "you're gay when you're with someone of the opposite sex, and straight if you're with the same sex, there's no in between, pick a side". Okay, thank you expert.
(Funny name, but this is from a satire Facebook page and the pun in the name is clearly intentional www.facebook.com/profile.php?... )
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November 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
(Funny name, but this is from a satire Facebook page and the pun in the name is clearly intentional www.facebook.com/profile.php?... )
Dial M For Murder, Frankenstein, Weapons, and The Color Of Pomegranates
November 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Dial M For Murder, Frankenstein, Weapons, and The Color Of Pomegranates
Are you in the US? I subscribe to the Grant County (Minnesota) Herald, because I own a property in that town -- it's very small-town but also a very well run newspaper. They still do the "police blotter" which explains every time the cops are called out, which can be amusing. grantcountyherald.com
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November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Are you in the US? I subscribe to the Grant County (Minnesota) Herald, because I own a property in that town -- it's very small-town but also a very well run newspaper. They still do the "police blotter" which explains every time the cops are called out, which can be amusing. grantcountyherald.com
ALRIGHT WHO GAVE NEEL A LIGHT SABER
*Neel accidentally kills all the enemies but then immediately hurts themselves*
*Neel accidentally kills all the enemies but then immediately hurts themselves*
November 13, 2025 at 2:17 PM
ALRIGHT WHO GAVE NEEL A LIGHT SABER
*Neel accidentally kills all the enemies but then immediately hurts themselves*
*Neel accidentally kills all the enemies but then immediately hurts themselves*
Only twelve, and buried in Forest Lawn in Hollywood? I want to know so much more.
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Only twelve, and buried in Forest Lawn in Hollywood? I want to know so much more.
Unfortunately OK and NM are largely due to the huge, impoverished Native American populations.
Oregon's interesting - it looks like their high usage is they just really try to get people eligible to actually apply, vs making the process discouraging, particularly where there's high unemployment
Oregon's interesting - it looks like their high usage is they just really try to get people eligible to actually apply, vs making the process discouraging, particularly where there's high unemployment
October 29, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Unfortunately OK and NM are largely due to the huge, impoverished Native American populations.
Oregon's interesting - it looks like their high usage is they just really try to get people eligible to actually apply, vs making the process discouraging, particularly where there's high unemployment
Oregon's interesting - it looks like their high usage is they just really try to get people eligible to actually apply, vs making the process discouraging, particularly where there's high unemployment
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Oh, man, I'm in an online History of Rock and Roll course, and in his prerecorded lectures the teacher talks *so* slow, punctuated by "um"s, I have to play it at 2x for him to sound normal. I will admit, I am also a person who would rather read than watch or listen, so much wasted time.
October 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Oh, man, I'm in an online History of Rock and Roll course, and in his prerecorded lectures the teacher talks *so* slow, punctuated by "um"s, I have to play it at 2x for him to sound normal. I will admit, I am also a person who would rather read than watch or listen, so much wasted time.
I found that really soothing to watch, though, I know there was more than once I got lost in the little blocks moving around and suddenly it was 2am.
October 11, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I found that really soothing to watch, though, I know there was more than once I got lost in the little blocks moving around and suddenly it was 2am.
That includes visual distinction during purchasing -- I once had three bottles of the same conditioner because I managed to somehow grab it instead of shampoo more than once.
September 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
That includes visual distinction during purchasing -- I once had three bottles of the same conditioner because I managed to somehow grab it instead of shampoo more than once.
How many problems DO eels have? They seem to be pretty easygoing, chill dudes
September 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
How many problems DO eels have? They seem to be pretty easygoing, chill dudes
After 20 seconds: "ow my hands"
September 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
After 20 seconds: "ow my hands"
Ryan Reynolds' head exploding over what everyone thinks is important about this issue
August 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Ryan Reynolds' head exploding over what everyone thinks is important about this issue
Rifles Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted
August 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Rifles Georg is an outlier and should not have been counted
Use a pea-sized dab from your tube of edible detergent on your tiny broom to scrub those teeth good
August 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Use a pea-sized dab from your tube of edible detergent on your tiny broom to scrub those teeth good
It was a companion for their Fisher Price Wells for Sensitive Boys www.youtube.com/watch?v=BONh...
August 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It was a companion for their Fisher Price Wells for Sensitive Boys www.youtube.com/watch?v=BONh...
Replace one of those Os with H2 and you get sugar -- sugar and oxygen, the building blocks of life, it's so easy!
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Replace one of those Os with H2 and you get sugar -- sugar and oxygen, the building blocks of life, it's so easy!
Prairie Public Broadcasting out here in Fargo-Moorhead is facing the same problems. They're both so valuable to the community I hope they can figure something out.
August 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Prairie Public Broadcasting out here in Fargo-Moorhead is facing the same problems. They're both so valuable to the community I hope they can figure something out.
Main character: *says funny line*
[just the opening guitar riff from Bad to the Bone, with a heavy echo on it]
FADE TO BLACK
[just the opening guitar riff from Bad to the Bone, with a heavy echo on it]
FADE TO BLACK
August 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Main character: *says funny line*
[just the opening guitar riff from Bad to the Bone, with a heavy echo on it]
FADE TO BLACK
[just the opening guitar riff from Bad to the Bone, with a heavy echo on it]
FADE TO BLACK
On the other hand, puritanical American filmmaking wants its movies expanded out to 180+ minutes by adding 45 minutes of extra punching and gunplay (as long as there's no blood and when people get shot they fall down right away. Rules don't apply if target is a robot, then body horror is fine)
July 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
On the other hand, puritanical American filmmaking wants its movies expanded out to 180+ minutes by adding 45 minutes of extra punching and gunplay (as long as there's no blood and when people get shot they fall down right away. Rules don't apply if target is a robot, then body horror is fine)
In Pulp fiction, there's a small part where the line gets cut off and he says "I'm just a coffee shop--" and he's listed in the credits as Coffee Shop
July 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
In Pulp fiction, there's a small part where the line gets cut off and he says "I'm just a coffee shop--" and he's listed in the credits as Coffee Shop