realcrabfeet.bsky.social
@realcrabfeet.bsky.social
Am I supposed to just shitpost?
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June 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The pharmacist I was working with today had to verify a script with the DR, and described the dose as "Lethal" and then proceeded to ask if it was intentional. Pharmacy can be interesting sometimes.
June 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈
June 1, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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Youre in her DMs
Im in the cuck chair
We are not the same
June 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Social skills of a bird, when I see you approaching I flee to the nearest tree
April 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
What if we can't talk to the birds anymore because they keep eating cigarettes?🤔
April 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Just a doodle c:
April 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Delightfuly high enjoying a Veggie Banh Mi and a Kumquat Green Tea, while just enjoying the sunlight on my day off. 🤟
April 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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JFC indeed.
February 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I'm something of an art guy
February 4, 2025 at 9:39 PM
One of my favorite bits is when somebody has failed doing something multiple times, and on their only successful attempt then say first try and try to play it off.

I'm watching this guy play DK64 then he was trying to shoot on a single Donkey Kong balloon and it took literally all his coconuts
January 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Everybody acts like they need to shield teenagers from learning anything to do with themselves. You cannot stop kids from learning things, banning books, trans healthcare, or change the curriculum taught won't work.
January 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
If I had a time machine I would go back in time to show normal people cool future-ass things like anime intros, or like Miku, Minecraft or just like shit they couldn't even comprehend. Give em a taste of the future it would be so cool to see how excited someone could be over mondaine things
January 23, 2025 at 6:11 AM