Shawn ♿️
@realcorky.bsky.social
Don’t ask me, I don’t know who is running the circus. I am just here for the monkeys that wear tiny hats.
If a pregnant woman gets bitten by a zombie will she give birth to a living child or a zombie child?
April 30, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If a pregnant woman gets bitten by a zombie will she give birth to a living child or a zombie child?
What in the absolute fuck are the Cleveland Browns doing in this draft? In their last 5 picks they’ve selected 2 QBs and 2 RBs. At least they are done and don’t have anymore picks or we could be seeing them take a couple more QBs.
April 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
What in the absolute fuck are the Cleveland Browns doing in this draft? In their last 5 picks they’ve selected 2 QBs and 2 RBs. At least they are done and don’t have anymore picks or we could be seeing them take a couple more QBs.
I cracked my first HGA case today. This thing was a brick & probably could survive a nuclear war with cockroaches. I looked to see if they’re still around. 3 owners in 2 years & the company is still around but they halted submissions in 2023 & the site hasn’t been updated since mid 2024. #cardsky
February 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I cracked my first HGA case today. This thing was a brick & probably could survive a nuclear war with cockroaches. I looked to see if they’re still around. 3 owners in 2 years & the company is still around but they halted submissions in 2023 & the site hasn’t been updated since mid 2024. #cardsky
AEW really needs to put an end to the Deathriders storyline. It’s been 4 months of Moxley rambling and still no fucking idea what is trying to be accomplished here besides “cleaning up AEW”. #AEW
January 30, 2025 at 2:06 AM
AEW really needs to put an end to the Deathriders storyline. It’s been 4 months of Moxley rambling and still no fucking idea what is trying to be accomplished here besides “cleaning up AEW”. #AEW
Josh Allen knows he doesn’t always have to go over the left tackle on those short yardage plays, right?
January 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Josh Allen knows he doesn’t always have to go over the left tackle on those short yardage plays, right?
ESPN with the hard hitting story about a POS owner who destroyed his own team and was hated by nearly everyone is bitter that the new owner was able to turn the team around. Shocked I tell you, shocked!
January 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
ESPN with the hard hitting story about a POS owner who destroyed his own team and was hated by nearly everyone is bitter that the new owner was able to turn the team around. Shocked I tell you, shocked!
A few days before Christmas I was in the ER for 3 hours & I just got my bill. This is why bankruptcy is common in the US. Medical debt adds up quickly. This isn’t my portion, I have decent insurance & just had a small co-pay but for people who are uninsured or under insured this would be devastating
January 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A few days before Christmas I was in the ER for 3 hours & I just got my bill. This is why bankruptcy is common in the US. Medical debt adds up quickly. This isn’t my portion, I have decent insurance & just had a small co-pay but for people who are uninsured or under insured this would be devastating
I want to know who the 1 person was who didn’t vote for Ichiro on the HOF ballot. You know it was probably the same person who didn’t vote for Jeter or 1 of the 3 who didn’t vote for Griffey. It’s like that one teacher in college who says they never give an A. They just want to create chaos.
January 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I want to know who the 1 person was who didn’t vote for Ichiro on the HOF ballot. You know it was probably the same person who didn’t vote for Jeter or 1 of the 3 who didn’t vote for Griffey. It’s like that one teacher in college who says they never give an A. They just want to create chaos.
I haven’t watched any Notre Dame or Ohio State games this season, but in this Championship game it looks like OSU is playing against a high school team.
January 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I haven’t watched any Notre Dame or Ohio State games this season, but in this Championship game it looks like OSU is playing against a high school team.
I am going to just toss this out there, but I am going to say that it will be announced that Meta buys 50% of Tik Tok within a week.
January 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am going to just toss this out there, but I am going to say that it will be announced that Meta buys 50% of Tik Tok within a week.
The refs are doing a great job keeping the Chiefs in this game.
January 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The refs are doing a great job keeping the Chiefs in this game.
I am 52 years old but if a helicopter flys overhead, I am still stopping what I am doing to watch it.
January 18, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I am 52 years old but if a helicopter flys overhead, I am still stopping what I am doing to watch it.
I did my laundry and put it away in less than 3 hours in case you were wondering what my super power is.
January 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I did my laundry and put it away in less than 3 hours in case you were wondering what my super power is.
My son got me a late Christmas present. A 90s throwback DK Metcalf jersey.
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 AM
My son got me a late Christmas present. A 90s throwback DK Metcalf jersey.
I watched @thebenstiller.bsky.social Nutcrackers and it was a wonderful film. Think Hallmark Christmas movie meets drama/comedy and you will be entertained.
December 18, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I watched @thebenstiller.bsky.social Nutcrackers and it was a wonderful film. Think Hallmark Christmas movie meets drama/comedy and you will be entertained.
Anyone else in to unusual cards? I usually stick to PC cards but I have a thing for unique cards. I have some hair cards, a couple of teeth cards and even a couple of racing cards with rattlesnake skin & gator skin. I wanted to share a couple. @cardpurchaser.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 4:20 PM
Anyone else in to unusual cards? I usually stick to PC cards but I have a thing for unique cards. I have some hair cards, a couple of teeth cards and even a couple of racing cards with rattlesnake skin & gator skin. I wanted to share a couple. @cardpurchaser.bsky.social
Remember when the world was a vampire? I miss the 90s.
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Remember when the world was a vampire? I miss the 90s.
When I requested my shipment from
COMC last week there were nearly 500k items ahead of my order. It is down to 402k. I am still listed with a 1/8 shipment date.
COMC last week there were nearly 500k items ahead of my order. It is down to 402k. I am still listed with a 1/8 shipment date.
December 7, 2024 at 7:27 PM
When I requested my shipment from
COMC last week there were nearly 500k items ahead of my order. It is down to 402k. I am still listed with a 1/8 shipment date.
COMC last week there were nearly 500k items ahead of my order. It is down to 402k. I am still listed with a 1/8 shipment date.
The retailer’s way of saying “come on, you know you want to buy more. And think of how much you’ll save on shipping”
December 2, 2024 at 6:52 PM
The retailer’s way of saying “come on, you know you want to buy more. And think of how much you’ll save on shipping”
For those that miss the Twitter days when some guy would respond to your tweet with an unsolicited dick pick. I give you an unsolicited picture of the most marvelous Dick that has ever existed.
December 2, 2024 at 4:16 PM
For those that miss the Twitter days when some guy would respond to your tweet with an unsolicited dick pick. I give you an unsolicited picture of the most marvelous Dick that has ever existed.