The number of old folktunes that were once stupid little ditties about banging is probably more immense than anyone could ever imagine. If you ever feel rootless and adrift, connect with your ancestors - listen to a piece of music, and make up a little lyric about banging.

Diving down the same wikihole I have also discovered that the tune we now use for Auld Lang Syne is one that the collector had originally used for one of the other poems in the collection: Comin Thro' the Rye, a song that is about...banging, apparently en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comin'_...

you even gave her a luxury ball

Anyway your FatT fact of the day is that the name of the shield character, Antistrophe, translates to "opposing turn", which I think means that either he's going to become a villain or it's just a joke about parrying or they thought it sounded cool.

I've only gotten a barber shave once, but it did include a warm towel, so I think it's pretty common.