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realbadbadger.bsky.social
Bad Badger ☭
@realbadbadger.bsky.social
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you know, that mean tankie from Twitter. he/him 38. bi grey ace or something, idk.

unapologetically furry. macro/micro superfan
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From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
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Screenshot of Super Metroid. Samus is using the X-Ray Scope.
November 4, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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stone sculptures of faces that appear to be whistling--or perhaps saying "oof"
October 15, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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yeah im kind of a big deal 😏
cropped screenshot of two Steam achievements I recently unlocked for Heretic. They mark that I have both completed the third episode and killed the final boss, respectively.
September 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Still got it 😼
Cropped Steam screenshot of two Hexen achievements. Paraphrased, it informs the viewer that I have both completed Hexen and killed Korax.
August 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Teamwork makes the dream work.
Photo of a coyote and an American badger sitting next to a freshly dug hole. The badger is notably covered in dirt, and the proximity of the two suggests a partnership or even friendship.
July 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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hi :3
Photo of an American badger looking up at the viewer. The badger's large claws are visible and its mouth is open, suggestive of a smile.
July 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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best friends forever
Two side-by-side photographs of a coyote and American badger in dry scrub. In the first photo they are walking together. In the second photo, they are lying down. In both photos their proximity and body language suggests that they are familiar with each other, possibly even friends.
July 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Very closeup photo of an American badger's face, by Max Waugh. The badger is looking directly at the camera.
July 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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hot fresh donut for small bear
Photo of glazed donuts on a conveyor. Presumably, they are hot and fresh. I am very hungry right now.
June 26, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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forgot I had left a tab with this open and got a pleasant surprise this morning
Photo of an American badger and her cub standing together in a grassy field.
June 4, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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bath time for stimky
Cartoonish sticker of a hyena having a bubbly bath in a metal tub, by Mr-Lemur.
June 1, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Okay!
Closeup photo of an American badger's face, by Max Waugh.
May 31, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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got this month's sticker from @dobescrusher.bsky.social! Looks like I got a bonus one too lol
Two identical stickers depicting a smiling bull on a yellow background.
May 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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If I must...
Stock photo of an American badger in the snow. The badger is very wet and appears to have an equally haggard expression.
May 23, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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you lost me at "work hard"
Photo of an American badger, who is sleeping in a patch of disturbed earth.
May 23, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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what HEY

OW!!!

KNOCK IT OFF
Photo of an American badger, yawning.
May 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Negative, allegedly.
Photo of a negative covid test.
May 5, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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first blanket flower of the year!
Photo, taken by myself, of a blanket flower plant (gaillardia pulchella) in a pot. It has one colorful bloom showing, with other flowers yet to blossom.
May 1, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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playing Dragon's Dogma 2 and finally I get to engage in a time-honored furry tradition:

giving my character the sluttiest outfit I can find
Screenshot from Dragon's Dogma 2. The player character is a white tiger-like furry dressed in stereotypically revealing 'barbarian' garb. A party member comments on a new equipment purchase.
April 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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😈
Stock photo of a small white feather.
April 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Blazkowicz's response:
Image from Wolfenstein 3D of B.J. Blazkowicz firing two gatling guns
March 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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guess I'll be the basic guy who picks the scutum. Simple yet effective
Steel replica of a Roman legionary 'scutum' shield.
March 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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American badger, reporting for duty and/or a fight

s/o trucewolf.bsky.social!
A drawing of Merv, my American Badger fursona. He is short and fat, wears trunks and hand wraps, and appears ready for a fight. The drawing was masterfully done by trucewolf.bsky.social!
March 10, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Oh yeah!? Well, nyeh! NYEEEEEH!
Photo of an American badger facing the viewer. The badger has its tongue out.
March 7, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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"I'm crushing your head!" except it's more like:

I'm melting your brain! I'M MELTING YOUR BRAIN!!
Gameplay screenshot of Tales of Maj'Eyal. My character, a level 49 Solipsist named Ssilchar, is defeating Bethutha the Spire Dragon, a random-boss NPC. Bethutha has only 29% HP left and is notably suffering from approximately a dozen different status ailments.
February 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM