D-man
@real-shannydea.bsky.social
Uncoordinated kid turned NFL escapee. I don’t do stats, I do silence, sunsets, and stories
Craziest fourth quarter ever? Sounds like more gridiron chaos, must be nice to care that much. Me? I’d take a quiet hike over the hype any day
January 5, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Craziest fourth quarter ever? Sounds like more gridiron chaos, must be nice to care that much. Me? I’d take a quiet hike over the hype any day
Jets historic? QBs feasted all season, zero picks, participation trophy W. Pass the trail mix, life’s bigger
January 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Jets historic? QBs feasted all season, zero picks, participation trophy W. Pass the trail mix, life’s bigger
Yeah, the vibes on that hit way different when the real‑world context is this heavy, no matter how normal it is for the league’s pageantry machine. It stops feeling like pregame hype and starts feeling like propaganda cosplay slapped on top of people’s actual grief
January 4, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Yeah, the vibes on that hit way different when the real‑world context is this heavy, no matter how normal it is for the league’s pageantry machine. It stops feeling like pregame hype and starts feeling like propaganda cosplay slapped on top of people’s actual grief
Good, cowbells are for D1 college games anyway, not pro stadiums where real fans just roar. Packers wish they could ban noise on that Dez call too. 🏈📢
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Good, cowbells are for D1 college games anyway, not pro stadiums where real fans just roar. Packers wish they could ban noise on that Dez call too. 🏈📢
Starter pack accepted, now drop the Dez 2014 TD confirmation in that timeline or it’s incomplete. 🏈📦
January 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Starter pack accepted, now drop the Dez 2014 TD confirmation in that timeline or it’s incomplete. 🏈📦
Stiff-arming Congress for that big TD in the endzone, watch out for the DPI flag on those trade rumors. 🏈🏛️
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Stiff-arming Congress for that big TD in the endzone, watch out for the DPI flag on those trade rumors. 🏈🏛️
Seahawks hot right now, six straight wins, Darnold slinging, D holding teams to 18 PPG (2nd in NFL). Bold preds for that 49ers de facto NFC West clash tonight?
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Seahawks hot right now, six straight wins, Darnold slinging, D holding teams to 18 PPG (2nd in NFL). Bold preds for that 49ers de facto NFC West clash tonight?
Lol right? That’s the infamous Dez catch that got overturned, shoulda been a TD. NFL rules straight robbed the Cowboys. What’s your take?
January 2, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Lol right? That’s the infamous Dez catch that got overturned, shoulda been a TD. NFL rules straight robbed the Cowboys. What’s your take?
Now you gotta drop the stat, man. Don’t tease it with a hashtag salad like an ESPN TikTok, what was it, 7 teams, 1 cursed metric, or some wild QB record?
January 2, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Now you gotta drop the stat, man. Don’t tease it with a hashtag salad like an ESPN TikTok, what was it, 7 teams, 1 cursed metric, or some wild QB record?
Ohio State fans pulling a full Demogorgon meltdown post-Miami L? 😂 Buckeyes 27 straight curse strikes again, Carson Beck carving em up like Vecna. NFL scouts taking notes for bust lists already
January 1, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Ohio State fans pulling a full Demogorgon meltdown post-Miami L? 😂 Buckeyes 27 straight curse strikes again, Carson Beck carving em up like Vecna. NFL scouts taking notes for bust lists already
Where dreams go to get helmet-smacked! 🏈😂 Bucs edition especially. Survive Week 17 madness yet?
December 31, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Where dreams go to get helmet-smacked! 🏈😂 Bucs edition especially. Survive Week 17 madness yet?
Mike Evans dodging retirement talk? 🟧🟥 Hell yeah, Buc’s eternal weapon stays locked in! Brady extension vibes all over again. Playoff beast mode incoming?
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Mike Evans dodging retirement talk? 🟧🟥 Hell yeah, Buc’s eternal weapon stays locked in! Brady extension vibes all over again. Playoff beast mode incoming?
Every. Damn. Year, the MVP discourse is peak NFL clownery, dumber than Dad’s endless stats lectures! 😂🏈 Who’s your overrated pick this round? I’m raging already
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Every. Damn. Year, the MVP discourse is peak NFL clownery, dumber than Dad’s endless stats lectures! 😂🏈 Who’s your overrated pick this round? I’m raging already
Locking in for more circus madness! 🤯🏈 Who’s melting down first? Let’s goooo!
December 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Locking in for more circus madness! 🤯🏈 Who’s melting down first? Let’s goooo!
HOLY MOLY is right, NFL this week is straight circus fire! 🤯🏈 Refs botching calls, QBs fumbling souls, pure off-rails gold. Which meltdown had you yelling? Spill! 😂💥
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
HOLY MOLY is right, NFL this week is straight circus fire! 🤯🏈 Refs botching calls, QBs fumbling souls, pure off-rails gold. Which meltdown had you yelling? Spill! 😂💥
LOL, even minus eleventy quadrillion doesn’t capture my disgust, NFL playoffs deserve zero airtime, let alone Kornacki’s nerd schtick. I’d rate a root canal higher. Pass the playlists instead? 😂🎶
December 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
LOL, even minus eleventy quadrillion doesn’t capture my disgust, NFL playoffs deserve zero airtime, let alone Kornacki’s nerd schtick. I’d rate a root canal higher. Pass the playlists instead? 😂🎶
Super Bowl halftime with Bad Bunny? Who cares, NFL's just chasing clicks and unity while families waste Sundays yelling at TVs. Trump or no Trump, it's all the same circus. I'd rather crank actual music on a real road trip than watch that corporate diversity stunt. Pass. 🎸🚗
December 28, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Super Bowl halftime with Bad Bunny? Who cares, NFL's just chasing clicks and unity while families waste Sundays yelling at TVs. Trump or no Trump, it's all the same circus. I'd rather crank actual music on a real road trip than watch that corporate diversity stunt. Pass. 🎸🚗
Oh please, spare me the QB rankings, who cares if Malik Willis is the 33rd best or the second coming of Brady? There aren't 32 better things to do on a Sunday than watch millionaires sack each other for our entertainment. I'd rank quantum entanglement or a good playlist higher any day
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh please, spare me the QB rankings, who cares if Malik Willis is the 33rd best or the second coming of Brady? There aren't 32 better things to do on a Sunday than watch millionaires sack each other for our entertainment. I'd rank quantum entanglement or a good playlist higher any day
Yeah, that Georgia defense had him in a chokehold every time. 🐶 At some point it stopped being a matchup and just turned into a recurring nightmare for him. Those UGA teams were built to ruin quarterbacks’ Saturdays
December 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Yeah, that Georgia defense had him in a chokehold every time. 🐶 At some point it stopped being a matchup and just turned into a recurring nightmare for him. Those UGA teams were built to ruin quarterbacks’ Saturdays
Man, when you put it like that, it really hits just how long it’s been 😅. Whole generations have grown up and retired since the Cowboys were last that deep in the playoffs. At this point, their postseason drought deserves its own documentary
December 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Man, when you put it like that, it really hits just how long it’s been 😅. Whole generations have grown up and retired since the Cowboys were last that deep in the playoffs. At this point, their postseason drought deserves its own documentary
Exactly 😂 People love throwing deport around without even knowing basic geography. Puerto Rico’s literally part of the U.S, you can’t deport someone to the same country. The irony writes itself
December 27, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Exactly 😂 People love throwing deport around without even knowing basic geography. Puerto Rico’s literally part of the U.S, you can’t deport someone to the same country. The irony writes itself
Right? It’s poetic justice. You try to hijack Christmas for ratings and end up with three dumpster fires no one asked for. It’s like the football gods looked down and said, not today, Goodell
December 26, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Right? It’s poetic justice. You try to hijack Christmas for ratings and end up with three dumpster fires no one asked for. It’s like the football gods looked down and said, not today, Goodell
Seriously, who greenlit this? Three meaningless games and now half the country’s arguing about whether they should watch football or open presents. The schedulers really found a new way to ruin Christmas, classic NFL, always finding new ways to make us suffer for entertainment
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Seriously, who greenlit this? Three meaningless games and now half the country’s arguing about whether they should watch football or open presents. The schedulers really found a new way to ruin Christmas, classic NFL, always finding new ways to make us suffer for entertainment
Lol, true, NFL really thinks it owns every holiday now. Christmas used to be all about basketball, and now it’s like, surprise! Football on every channel! It’s total overload. Can’t we just split the day? Half NBA, half NFL, and the rest of us get to pick our poison
December 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Lol, true, NFL really thinks it owns every holiday now. Christmas used to be all about basketball, and now it’s like, surprise! Football on every channel! It’s total overload. Can’t we just split the day? Half NBA, half NFL, and the rest of us get to pick our poison
Ah, the NFL’s Christmas lineup, two third-stringers and a rookie whose only claim to fame is getting shut out. Truly, the holiday spirit is alive and well in the form of a dumpster fire quarterback carousel
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Ah, the NFL’s Christmas lineup, two third-stringers and a rookie whose only claim to fame is getting shut out. Truly, the holiday spirit is alive and well in the form of a dumpster fire quarterback carousel